jon stead song

[T4E]

As the self proclaimed greatest song writer since Burt Bacharach.. ive got to say that this ones class..

This one combines drinking, traveling and Johnny Stead.......what more do you need!

Show me the way to go home.

I'm tired and I want to go to bed.

I had a little drink about an hour ago,

AND THERE'S ONLY ONE JOHNNY STEAD!

Hats off to you spark!

I think an extra word is required between Johnny and Stead, or before the Johnny.

There's definitely work needing done, but the tune is great, and the last line is about right. How about -

He scores when we're playing at home,

He always scores with his head,

He scored another goal about an hour ago,

And there's only one Jon Stead!

[T4E]

How about the very basic yet very singable -

"Swing loooooooow, Steadinhoooooooooo, running forth to score me a goal..........."

[Jordan]

How about the very basic yet very singable -

"Swing loooooooow, Steadinhoooooooooo, running forth to score me a goal..........."

Or Swing llooooowww, stedinihooooooo, going to score my rovers a goal.

[Nuclearsox]

Has anyone mentioned:-

Oooooh Steady, Steady,

Steady, Steady, Steady, Steadinho.

This started off as a Jon Stead song but became something different. The verse doesn't work that well but the chorus could catch on. It's to the song "Bed's Are Burning" by (I think) Midnight Oil:-

The time has come

to say "fair's fair!

Pay the rent now!

Pay your share!"

The time has come.

And that's no lie

If you don't pay up,

You're gonna die.

Five hundred grand or we fill Turf Moor in.

Burnley go BANG! Jon Stead Keeps scoring.

Five hundred grand or we fill Turf Moor in.

Burnley go BANG! Jon Stead Keeps scoring.

[T4E]

As the self proclaimed greatest song writer since Burt Bacharach.. ive got to say that this ones class..

This one combines drinking, traveling and Johnny Stead.......what more do you need!

Show me the way to go home.

I'm tired and I want to go to bed.

I had a little drink about an hour ago,

AND THERE'S ONLY ONE JOHNNY STEAD!

Hats off to you spark!

I think an extra word is required between Johnny and Stead, or before the Johnny.

There's definitely work needing done, but the tune is great, and the last line is about right. How about -

He scores when we're playing at home,

He always scores with his head,

He scored another goal about an hour ago,

And there's only one Jon Stead!

Version 3:

Show us the way to score goals,

Score them with your feet and with your head.

We know you're gonna score another couple of goals,

Cos your name is Jonny Stead!

[Nuclearsox]

Version 3:

Show us the way to score goals,

Score them with your feet and with your head.

We know you're gonna score another couple of goals,

Cos your name is Jonny Stead!

That's good! I like that one!

[LeChuck]

How about the very basic yet very singable -

"Swing loooooooow, Steadinhoooooooooo, running forth to score me a goal..........."

I think this is my favourite, it would sound great being belted out from the stands and would be very easy for people to pick up.

[Exiled_Rover]

Ooooooh ooh Steadinho, oooooh ooooh Steadinho, he's off to save the club, super super sub, Steadihno, oooooh oooh Steadinho, oooooh oooh Steadinho

Still my favourite    

[Jordan]

To the ghostbusters tune

When your one nil down

To the geordie boys

who you gonna call

stendinihooooooo

[tashor]

I've never seen you looking so lovely as you did tonight

I've never seen you shine so bright

You were amazing

I have never seen that shirt you're wearing

Or those highlights in your hair

That catch your eyes

I have been blind

Jonathon Stead

Is laughing at me

The bloody cheek

There's nobody here

It's just Stead and me

He's such a wannabe

I hardly know

This beauty on my side

I've even forgot

He used to be so shyite

I've never seen so many fans ask you if you wanted to dance

Looking for a little romance

There's no bloody chance

I have never had such a feeling

That you're taking the complete and utter @#/?

As I do tonight    

[FourLaneBlue]

I've never seen you looking so lovely as you did tonight

I've never seen you shine so bright

You were amazing

I have never seen that shirt you're wearing

Or those highlights in your hair

That catch your eyes

I have been blind

Jonathon Stead

Is laughing at me

The bloody cheek

There's nobody here

It's just Stead and me

He's such a wannabe

I hardly know

This beauty on my side

I've even forgot

He used to be so shyite

I've never seen so many fans ask you if you wanted to dance

Looking for a little romance

There's no bloody chance

I have never had such a feeling

That you're taking the complete and utter @#/?

As I do tonight    

The question is though...do you have the guts to get up in the middle of the Blackburn End and sing that one? Can't see the lines "I've never seen so many fans ask you if you wanted to dance Looking for a little romance" going down too well...football fans aren't that well known for getting in touch with their feminine side! Well, apart from Elton John obviously.

[Exiled_Rover]

I've never seen you looking so lovely as you did tonight

I've never seen you shine so bright

You were amazing

I have never seen that shirt you're wearing

Or those highlights in your hair

That catch your eyes

I have been blind

Jonathon Stead

Is laughing at me

The bloody cheek

There's nobody here

It's just Stead and me

He's such a wannabe

I hardly know

This beauty on my side

I've even forgot

He used to be so shyite

I've never seen so many fans ask you if you wanted to dance

Looking for a little romance

There's no bloody chance

I have never had such a feeling

That you're taking the complete and utter @#/?

As I do tonight    

The question is though...do you have the guts to get up in the middle of the Blackburn End and sing that one? Can't see the lines "I've never seen so many fans ask you if you wanted to dance Looking for a little romance" going down too well...football fans aren't that well known for getting in touch with their feminine side! Well, apart from Elton John obviously.

I'll do it, just get me a ticket in the Blackburn End.....I'll even trade you a ticket in the Jack Walker Stand  

[T4E]

I've never seen you looking so lovely as you did tonight

I've never seen you shine so bright

You were amazing

I have never seen that shirt you're wearing

Or those highlights in your hair

That catch your eyes

I have been blind

Jonathon Stead

Is laughing at me

The bloody cheek

There's nobody here

It's just Stead and me

He's such a wannabe

I hardly know

This beauty on my side

I've even forgot

He used to be so shyite

I've never seen so many fans ask you if you wanted to dance

Looking for a little romance

There's no bloody chance

I have never had such a feeling

That you're taking the complete and utter @#/?

As I do tonight    

If only all the Blackburn End had such imagination  

Great stuff Tash  

[alienpod]

As the self proclaimed greatest song writer since Burt Bacharach.. ive got to say that this ones class..

This one combines drinking, traveling and Johnny Stead.......what more do you need!

Show me the way to go home.

I'm tired and I want to go to bed.

I had a little drink about an hour ago,

AND THERE'S ONLY ONE JOHNNY STEAD!

Hats off to you spark!

I think an extra word is required between Johnny and Stead, or before the Johnny.

There's definitely work needing done, but the tune is great, and the last line is about right. How about -

He scores when we're playing at home,

He always scores with his head,

He scored another goal about an hour ago,

And there's only one Jon Stead!

Version 3:

Show us the way to score goals,

Score them with your feet and with your head.

We know you're gonna score another couple of goals,

Cos your name is Jonny Stead!

version 4:

He shows us the way to score goals,

Scores with his feet and his head,

He scored a little goal about an hour ago,

and his name is Jonny Stead!    

[T4E]

To the tune of Mysterious Girl by Sir Peter Andre

"We stop and stare at you,

Flying down the wing.

And when you're on the ball,

We all start to sing.

And ev-ery goal you score,

Lifts us up above.

When you're in blue and white,

Oh we fall in love.

Jon we know you're gonna do,

oh, oh,

All the things we want you to,

oh, oh,

They all want to be,

A player just like you.

No doubt you play so fine,

You're the one they want to sign,

They all want to buy,

A player just like you.

Woah oh oh, Stead-inho,

They'll never get close to you.

Woah oh oh, Stead-inho,

When you're running down the liiiiiiiine,

Down the line..........."

[Tom Pringle]

To the tune of Mysterious Girl by Sir Peter Andre

"We stop and stare at you,

Flying down the wing.

And when you're on the ball,

We all start to sing.

And ev-ery goal you score,

Lifts us up above.

When you're in blue and white,

Oh we fall in love.

Jon we know you're gonna do,

oh, oh,

All the things we want you to,

oh, oh,

They all want to be,

A player just like you.

No doubt you play so fine,

You're the one they want to sign,

They all want to buy,

A player just like you.

Woah oh oh, Stead-inho,

They'll never get close to you.

Woah oh oh, Stead-inho,

When you're running down the liiiiiiiine,

Down the line..........."

   

class...

[Exiled_Rover]

As the self proclaimed greatest song writer since Burt Bacharach.. ive got to say that this ones class..

This one combines drinking, traveling and Johnny Stead.......what more do you need!

Show me the way to go home.

I'm tired and I want to go to bed.

I had a little drink about an hour ago,

AND THERE'S ONLY ONE JOHNNY STEAD!

Hats off to you spark!

I think an extra word is required between Johnny and Stead, or before the Johnny.

There's definitely work needing done, but the tune is great, and the last line is about right. How about -

He scores when we're playing at home,

He always scores with his head,

He scored another goal about an hour ago,

And there's only one Jon Stead!

Version 3:

Show us the way to score goals,

Score them with your feet and with your head.

We know you're gonna score another couple of goals,

Cos your name is Jonny Stead!

version 4:

He shows us the way to score goals,

Scores with his feet and his head,

He scored a little goal about an hour ago,

and his name is Jonny Stead!    

We should get people singing that in the Blackburn end

[percy]

"Same old Jon Stead, always scoring..."

an old one I know, but it's true, it's true !!

[smiffy16]

I see the John Stead rising,

He's Gonna score some goals today,

He's dressed in blue and white,

he's fcukin dynamite,

I see him goin all the way...

Think of a better last line mines crap    

[smiffy16]

wat u lot think??

[Macky]

To the tune of Mysterious Girl by Sir Peter Andre

"We stop and stare at you,

Flying down the wing.

And when you're on the ball,

We all start to sing.

And ev-ery goal you score,

Lifts us up above.

When you're in blue and white,

Oh we fall in love.

Jon we know you're gonna do,

oh, oh,

All the things we want you to,

oh, oh,

They all want to be,

A player just like you.

No doubt you play so fine,

You're the one they want to sign,

They all want to buy,

A player just like you.

Woah oh oh, Stead-inho,

They'll never get close to you.

Woah oh oh, Stead-inho,

When you're running down the liiiiiiiine,

Down the line..........."

   

class...

Straight out of Australia:

To the tune of "Insania" - Peter Andre

Do Do Do Do Do Do

Do Do Do Do Do Do

Do Do Do Do Do Do

His name is Jonny Stead.

[Drunx2002]

how about one from Basement Jaxx...

WHERES JON STEAD AT!!

short, easy, and to the point!!

[Grimshaw]

It'll only really work if he's not on the field...

...else we'll just look stooopid!

[Parasyte]

To the tune of Wake Me Up by Wham

Stead-inho, he gets us goal-gaols

With his head, his feet and his toes*

Steadinho, he gets us goals goals,

And we're walking off with 3 points tonight.

*Line needs work

[Verminator]

To the tune of "All the Things She Said" by Simple Minds

Anywhere you go, you know he’ll still be scoring

All the things we said, he’s Stead

Little keeper close your eyes, there'll be no compromising

Of all the things he said, he’s Stead