Old Classics From The Terraces.....

[McClarky]

1st division here we come

Right back where we started from

Open up those golden gates

1st division here we come.

Of course we could be singing this now if they hadn't changed the name of the league below us to the Championship.

I used to like it when we used to do the Laurel and Hardy tune when the coppers came on a march through the Blackbuen End. Usually followed by "Who's that Tw*t with a t!t on his head? Do..dah, do..dah".

[cletus]

"Who's yer girlfriend? Who's yer girlfriend?

Who's yer girlfriend Wimberley?

Haven't got one, never had one,

You're a virgin Wimberley!"

Sung in the 80's towards a particularly geeky Blackburn Ender; started during a boring match one day by his mates but caught on and was soon sung by everyone whenever he showed his face. Tall thin spotty bloke I seem to remember, from the Wimberley estate.

What happened to him, I wonder? Did he ever get a bird?

He got married to a lingerie model, has 3 beautiful kids, a massive 8 bedroomed house in it`s own grounds & a collection of luxury cars......sods law, eh?

[JC4LAB]

A real oldie from the 70s.....David Bowie the Laughing Gnome ..I was walking down the High strret when I heard foot steps behind me.There was a Burnley fan..Waving his scarf all about ..so I .........Ha Ha ha he he he he Iam a Blackburn fan and you cant catch me....

One from Accy fans to the Addams Family tune..Your father is your brother. your sister is your mother ..you always sh...each other ..the Burnley Family.Da da da da.click click.Da da da da..click click

From the 70s..Come on without Come on within you ve not seen nothin like......?Remember who?

One sung to refs ..Wheres your father where your father referee ..havent got one ,never had one..youre a bas.....d referee..Didnt hear that one at the Bolton game!

Edited February 4, 2005 by JC4LAB

[ABBEY]

THE BEAR WENT OVER THE MOUNTAIN...................................

[Ozz]

We need all the Dingle/@#/? songs we can muster for next Sunday week.

Post in here please.

[Ben-2000]

I think I've posted this somewhere before...but here goes...

(TO THE TUNE OF ALWAYS LOOK ON THE BRIGHT SIDE OF LIFE)

"Always look on the Turf Moor for Sh*te"

[ABBEY]

oh BOB LORD WAS A BUTCHER

HE MADE HIS OWN MEAT PIES

HE ATE ONE BY MISTAKE ONE DAY

THATS HOW THE BAS$$$D DIED

NAH NAH NAH

[Blackburn Ender]

Bloody hell, I remember that Wimberley song! He used to stand just below me and my mates.

Riverside, Riverside, give us a song... was always a favourite. Guaranteed silence followed.

[No Nay Never]

Bertie Mee said to Bill Shankly

have you heard of the North Bank Highbury ?

Shanks said no i don't think so

but ive heard of the........

BLACKBURN AGGRO

[JC4LAB]

In my Burnley Home ..In my Burmley Home we look in the dustbin for something to eat..we find a dead cat and we think its a treat...in my...

Edited February 16, 2005 by JC4LAB

[northern republic]

we know a song that gets on everybody's nerves...repeat about 100 times

from blackburn end late 80's

[CAPT KAYOS]

Bertie Mee said to Bill Shankly

have you heard of the North Bank Highbury ?

Shanks said no i don't think so

but ive heard of the........

BLACKBURN AGGRO

One to drag up for Saturday me thinks No Nay

Another one for the oldies

" You're going home in a St Johns Ambulance...!!"

[Disko]

To the tune of my old mans a dustman,

His name is Gary Flitcroft

He wears the captains band

And when he sees a lapdancer

he says im sha**ing that!

This ones for after the dream final, hopefully

Youv'e only one medal shearer

one medal shearer

Youv'e only one medal shearer

one medal shearer

Youv'e only one medal shearer

Edited April 16, 2005 by Disko

[ABBEY]

Bertie Mee said to Bill Shankly

have you heard of the North Bank Highbury ?

Shanks said no i don't think so

but ive heard of the........

BLACKBURN AGGRO

One to drag up for Saturday me thinks No Nay

Another one for the oldies

" You're going home in a St Johns Ambulance...!!"

sure the f is mentioned

[ABBEY]

we know a song that gets on everybody's nerves...repeat about 100 times

from blackburn end late 80's

the bear went over theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee mountain

[daveoftherovers]

I've got one for you:

Charlton at City the other night:

You put your transfer in

your transfer out

in out in out what's all that about

you do a joey barton and you turn around

your such a thick scouse *wat

Ooohhh joey barton

[Claytons Left Boot]

Over there......over there

I hear the sound

Of distant bums

And if they come

We shall not run

Over there.......over there..........

One from the 60s

[EIEIEIO]

Chelsea fans to Van Persie to the tune of Craig Davids 'EP 1 when the crowds say Bo Selecta'(I think thats how it goes)

Van Persie.

When the girl say no.

Molest her.

[ABBEY]

(1)  Leighton James is a homosexual

Clap Clap Clap Clap Clap - Clap Clap Clap - Clap Clap

Leighton James is a homosexual

Repeat etc

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slight name change today against the arse but hee hee

[joeh8]

A personal favorite.

Your mums ya dad

Your dads ya mum

Ya interbread

Ya burnley scum

[BlueMonday]

My two favorites are songs you never actually never hear on the terraces. Heard them loads of times on away trips in pubs or in the back of vans. The thing is I don't know the words, but they are defo old classics and real rabble rousing songs. I think they are based on the A & B side of a Rovers record from the 60's, but I could be wrong.

One goes,

"No matter what the weather, no matter where we play,

we are the main attraction, the best team on the day........"

The other,

" (chorus) On and on and on to victory,

The Rovers will be roaring, the Rovers will be scoring,

what ever we do by gum we'll make it a day.

Nah nah nah nah nah nah, nah nah nah nahnah nah......

If anyone knows the complete words to these, please post them for posterity.

[Face]

I think the singing at Ewood has gone a bit lame over the last few years.

I say lets ressurrect (spelt wrong!! ) some of the old classics & breath a bit of life & humour into match days........

If you can remember a song from the past...post it on here.

Let`s see how many we can get.....

An old fave of mine is.....(to the tune of "my bonny flies over the ocean")

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"If i had the wings of an angel,

the dirty great @rse of a crow,

I`d fly over Burnley tomorrow,

& s**t on the b******s below, below!

S**t on

s**t on

s**t on the b******s below, below!

s**t on

s**t on

s**t on the b******s below"

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Does anyone know the words for the famous Swansea/ promotion song??

Right....we used to have some good chants..

Moly Malone

In Dublins fair city

Where the girls are so pretty

I 1st set my eyes on sweet Molly Malone

As she wheeled her wheeelbarrow

Thru' the streets short and narrow

Crying.........

Rovers

Rovers

Pride of the North West ( You may have heard one like it before!)

We are the pride of the North West

And we rule East lancs

We hate the cockneys

And we hate the mancs

We hate the scoucers

And dingles of course

We are the Blackburn Rovers. na na na...etc

Lets start these off at Ewood.