The New Leeds Song

[Cocker]

Please pass on to all Leeds fans to cheer them up

Sing to the tune of Queens Bohemian Rhapsody

Is this the real life-

Is this just fantasy-

Leeds in a landslide-

No escape from reality-

Batter your wife,

sh * g sheep and cry and weeeeep

you're just a poor club, you've got no sympathy

Because you're easy come, easy go,

flying high, now you're low

Leeds are going under, doesn't really matter to me,

To me

Ridsdale, you've killed the club,

Put a goldfish on your desk,

spent too much, but now he's dead,

Ridsdale, life had just begun,

But now you've gone and thrown it all away-

Leeds Scum, ooooooh,

makes me laugh to see you cry

If your team has gone bust this time tomorrow-

Carry on, carry on, cos nothing really matters-

Too late, their time has come,

Sends shivers down my spine-

can't stop laughing all the time,

Goodbye Leeds United - you've got to go-

Gotta leave the premier league and face the truth-

Leeds Scum ooo

I want to see you cry,

I bet that little lad on tv wishes he'd never been born at all-

I see a little shadow of a team,

Munich Songs,

Munich Songs,

but your club are going under-

Smithy to United-very very frightening me-

Peter Ridsdale, Peter Ridsadale

Peter Ridsdale, Peter Ridsadale

Peter Ridsdale, magnifico-oh oh oh oh oh

you're just a poor club and nobody loves you-

your grandad is your father, keep it in the family

spending your cash on some monstrosity-

Easy come easy go, will you let me go-

Seth Johnson! no-,we will not let you go-let him go-

Seth Johnson! we will not let you go-let him go

Seth Johnson! we will not let you go-let me go

Will not let you go-let me go

Will not let you go let me go

No,no,no,no,no,no,no-

Thanks for Eric, Thanks For Eric, Thanks for Eric, He's a god-

Ferdinand a red devil for £30 mil, £30 mil, £30 Mil

So you think its funny to sing songs when people die-

So you think we'll all miss you because you cried-

Oh leeds scum-you make me @#%$ my sides leeds scum-

Just going down-just going right outta here-

Leeds are going under

Anyone can see,

Leeds are going under, and I think it's really Funneeee!