Songs Aimed At The Opposition....

[cletus]

Alex ferguson....(to the same tune as 'you`re so s##t it`s unbelievable')

"Fer-gu-son`s got a big red alky nose!" (clap clap clap etc...)

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Phil Thompson....(To the tune of 'Auld lang syne')

"sit down big nose, sit down big nose, sit down big nose sit down...etc..."

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any more?

[greggyk]

Another one for Phil Thompson is ,' Sit down Pinochio!'

[cletus]

"Does your girlfriend

does your girlfriend

does your girlfriend charge for sex?

does your girlfriend charge for sex?"

......a little ditty for Wayne Rooney.

or

"Score with 'owd slapper'

you only score with 'owd slapper'

score with 'owd slaaaaaper'

you only score with 'owd slapper"

[cletus]

(to the Adams family tune)

"Your sister is your mother

Your father is your brother

You like to $h@g each other

the Dingle family!"

[Linny8]

(to the Adams family tune)

"Your sister is your mother

Your father is your brother

You like to $h@g each other

the Dingle family!"

Quality mate! How do you think them up