[Archived] Matteo Signs

[Presty On Tour]

well good signing, well pleased!

Spoke to my mate about him who is a leeds fan and he said he was gutted to see he's left and signed for us so thats a brucey bonus we got him on a free and i don't think his wages n all will be too extravagant.

nice one G.S

[American]

How about (to the tune of some 60s song I JUST FOUND AFTER SEARCHING FOR ABOUT 20 MINUTES)

Dom Dom Dom Dom Dom, Dom's a beauty, Dom Dom Dom Dom Dom, Dom's a beauty, Dom Dom Dom Dom Dom, Dom's a bueatyyyyyy Doooommmmmm woahwoahwoahwoah.

[Billy Castell]

Doesn't ring a bell with me American I'm afraid. If a Matteo related tune can be incorporated with Take Me Out by Franz Ferdinand, then I might remember it. Or Disposable Heroes by metallica for that matter.

[Parasyte]

To007 theme tune

Dom dom dom dom dom, dom dom dom dom dom dom, dom dom dom dom dom-in-ic-matt-ee-ee-o

[chris]

Well thank God he’s signed at last. Not just because he’s a good player and because he’s free but more importantly because I’ve spent the last three weeks perfecting this song in anticipation of his arrival and it would have been a shame if all my hard work had gone to waste. It’s to the Great Escape tune…

“Dom Dom, Dom Da Dom Dom, Dom Dom, Dom Dom Dom, Mat-te-o,

Dom Dom Dom Dom, Dom Da Dom Dom, Dom Dom, Dom Dom Dom, Dom Dom.”

I did think about using the Imperial March from Star Wars.…

“Dom Dom Dom, Dom, Da Dom, Dom Da Dom,

Dom Dom Dom, Dom, da Dom, Dom Da Dom......”

...but I wasn’t happy with the lyrics.

I was thinking about using Jaws sound track

dom, dom...............dom, dom........dom, dom.........dom, dom......dom, dom...dom, dom..dom,dom dom,domdom,dom dom,dom dom,domdom,dom dom,dom dom,domdom,dom dom,dom dom,dom dom,dom dom,dom MATTTEEEOOO!!!!!

[Parasyte]

Imagine 20-odd thousand people singing 'dom dom' to the Hawaii 5-O theme tune. The range of notes would make it pretty comical, lol.

[joey_big_nose]

Well thank God he’s signed at last. Not just because he’s a good player and because he’s free but more importantly because I’ve spent the last three weeks perfecting this song in anticipation of his arrival and it would have been a shame if all my hard work had gone to waste. It’s to the Great Escape tune…

“Dom Dom, Dom Da Dom Dom, Dom Dom, Dom Dom Dom, Mat-te-o,

Dom Dom Dom Dom, Dom Da Dom Dom, Dom Dom, Dom Dom Dom, Dom Dom.”

I did think about using the Imperial March from Star Wars.…

“Dom Dom Dom, Dom, Da Dom, Dom Da Dom,

Dom Dom Dom, Dom, da Dom, Dom Da Dom......”

...but I wasn’t happy with the lyrics.

I was thinking about using Jaws sound track

dom, dom...............dom, dom........dom, dom.........dom, dom......dom, dom...dom, dom..dom,dom dom,domdom,dom dom,dom dom,domdom,dom dom,dom dom,domdom,dom dom,dom dom,dom dom,dom dom,dom MATTTEEEOOO!!!!!

Top stuff! Intimidating yet fun, the ideal combination for any chant.

Seriously think this should be adopted.

[chris]

Well thank God he’s signed at last. Not just because he’s a good player and because he’s free but more importantly because I’ve spent the last three weeks perfecting this song in anticipation of his arrival and it would have been a shame if all my hard work had gone to waste. It’s to the Great Escape tune…

“Dom Dom, Dom Da Dom Dom, Dom Dom, Dom Dom Dom, Mat-te-o,

Dom Dom Dom Dom, Dom Da Dom Dom, Dom Dom, Dom Dom Dom, Dom Dom.”

I did think about using the Imperial March from Star Wars.…

“Dom Dom Dom, Dom, Da Dom, Dom Da Dom,

Dom Dom Dom, Dom, da Dom, Dom Da Dom......”

...but I wasn’t happy with the lyrics.

I was thinking about using Jaws sound track

dom, dom...............dom, dom........dom, dom.........dom, dom......dom, dom...dom, dom..dom,dom dom,domdom,dom dom,dom dom,domdom,dom dom,dom dom,domdom,dom dom,dom dom,dom dom,dom dom,dom MATTTEEEOOO!!!!!

Top stuff! Intimidating yet fun, the ideal combination for any chant.

Seriously think this should be adopted.

good for corners

[Flopsy]

Christ if he read this page he'll be legging it straight back to Eland Road (For Sale 37p)

My attempt

-Oh lay oh lay oh lay oh lay Matteo o o o Matteo o o o

[Parasyte]

The old The Bill theme would work pretty well;

Dom-dom, dom-dom, Dom...

[Tom Pringle]

Fantastic stuff, no doubt we'll all be having a go next year!

[S15]

Can't believe non of you idiots thought of this one...

To the pink panther theme...

Dom Dom, Dom Dom, Dom Dom Dom Dom Dom Dom, Dom Dom Dom Dooooooom - Matteo.

Ps,. Shut it Pringle.

[Tony Diamond Inc]

Or to the tune of Three Lions (It's coming home)

It's Matteo, It's Matteo, It's Mattyo - Domnic Matteo

or should I just locate my overgarment

[S15]

or should I just locate my overgarment

Yes.

[jim mk2]

How about:

Dominic Matteo, ra, ra, ra (repeat)

as we twirl our scarves above our head?

[Parasyte]

Indiana Jones

Dom dom dom dom, dom dom dom, dom dom dom, dom dom dom dom dom.

Dom dom dom dom, dom dom dom

Dom Matt-eo, Matt-eo, matt-eo-o-o-o

Repeat.

[bob fleming]

That'll do for me Jim - the other lot were just being silly.

[Parasyte]

Silly? Who the hell chants for centre backs, anyway.

[greggyk]

Silly? Who the hell chants for centre backs, anyway.

Amorusoooooooooooooooooooo

[bob fleming]

What about to the tune of Bohemian Rhapsody....

"Dom, Dom.... Dom, Dom, Dom, Dom

Dom, Dom, Dom, Dom, Dom, Dom, Dom... Dom, Dom, Dom, Dom Dom, Dom, Dom"

etc

Get mine while your there will you TonyD.

[Ninjathunder]

i just this fear that he's yet another cole...... looking for a final premiership payday.

So you fear that he may score the winning goal in a cup final and prove to be the difference between a mid-table finish and relegation.

You scare too easily.

[American]

To Survivor's Eye of the Tiger:

Dom, Dom Dom Dom, Dom Dom Dom, Dom Dom Dom

[Parasyte]

Dom dom dom dom dom dom, dom, dom dom, dom, dom, dom ,dom

Ti 'I'm A Little Teapot'

(Is this reaching the line of humerous/spam now?)

[broadsword]

Matteo!

Matteo!

Dominic Matteo!

Oh he's shagged his knees and came on a free!

Dominic Matteo!

[Ninjathunder]

Some great chants, though realistically the best we can hope for from the Blackburn End is..

Get into Dom

Get into Dom