I'm really hoping it's Shankland now. He's a dream signing compared to the alternative. We've gone from an international signing to a guy who can't remember what a goal is.

Thelo Aasgaard. It's looking like we're interested in the player he's replacing. Bit of a smack in the face to everyone who said we didn't need Thelo Aasgaard. We're getting the shit version!

I think Sabino is Shankland's Mum.

If I remember correctly Goodwillie once scored 19 for Dundee and the rest of his record was pretty mediocre prior to Rovers. Bizarre signing especially considering we were in the PL but I suppose not considering who was in control of the club at the time. Kean called him "a young Wayne Rooney" 🙄

Just seen I was downvoted for this. Obviously not a Bottom fan and I'm not going to explain it to you.

That's "if Carling did transfer windows" for Steve Waggott. Some underling will be dialing a celebratory curry as I write.

Rovers fans everywhere...

If true could be good. His form really took a dive this season though. Makes you wonder what went wrong.

Yet we're doing pointless signings like Forshaw.

We have a winner!

More like two Boycies.

5.15pm and no sign of anyone else signing. It's another slap in the face to the management team and fans.

1938. Tinpot is a compliment to them.

So Waggs, Pasha and Gestede had a full day with nowt to do (I imagine like most days really) so who have we signed?

Got to thank Venkys for that. Travis's replacement was a bloke whose legs have gone, alongside him on the bench were an out of form JRC, a just back from injury Cantwell, a guy who can't get in a league 1 team, a dodgy goalie and four kids. Gueye was our only striker today. Disgraceful.

No game tomorrow so plenty of signings I expect 🤦‍♂️. Then we don't need to have a bench full of teenagers.

Travis, Brittain and Mak were stand outs tonight. We've missed Travis so much. When is Sonny back? With another couple of players, a striker and Sonny Tronstadt returning, Eustace could get us into the play offs. We've got Yuki to come back too.

Funny seeing Dingles moaning about the referee when they were rescued from defeat by a six fingered ref at t'Turd. A dodgy sending off, a dodgy offside and foul at the same time leading to a disallowed goal. Fucking yokels.

We outplayed them right up till we had to make subs. Depth and injuries getting in the way of a decent performance (again) I thought. I'd have been livid if I was a nobber. We had some poor finishing too.

Thunderbird 1 was fucking livid at the end wasn't he!

Only one CF... Just no shits given from Waggott/Pasha is there.

Last season we got rid of Travis and Wharton and replaced them with Fleck and Buckley. So anything can happen.

More chance of it happening then. I think I was looking at the wrong Kargbo.

One is left footed, the other is right sided. It would make sense so for that reason it won't happen.