I thought Sunderland wanted him for £7m.

Why do Nobbers (and Dingles) always get us when we've got injuries and never get us when we're in form.

No, I meant he's a living caricature that wouldn't look out of place in Viz. Cockney Wanker is Mike Reid. Swagg MD (Moronicly Defective) could be a satirical comic strip in 4000 Holes if anyone's good at doodling.

If only we could sign Beck up permanently. Probably the best full back we've had in the Championship since Kean relegated us.

I've always thought Swagg looked like a Viz caricature of a sleazy agent. Sadly he's real and the joke's on us. Suhail Shaikh/Pasha/whatever he calls himself looks like that thick kid at school who ate wax crayons. It all boils down to him not putting his neck on the line to tell the owners what we need to maintain a promotion push, again. Combined with a complete lack of football knowledge or interest. The coward needs to be forced to speak to the fans about his continual failures.

It happened near the end of JDTs first season when we still had a chance of the play offs. Ruined the morale of players and coaches. Imagine working hard to get a group of players raising their game then Jabba the Twunt and the worlds luckiest chicken factory manager stumble in like clowns and vacuum the life and ambition out of the club.

He won't be the same alongside Buckley or Forshaw sadly. I imagine he'll spend most of his time dropping deeper to cover for them. The reason he was better is he could get forward more with Tronstad in midfield. I hope people don't get on his back like some people are blaming Eustace right now.

If/when they do leave, we should carry on with the grudge. They shouldn't get away with it that easy. The world needs regularly reminding was a set of slimy fuckwits they are. Videos, pics and articles need writing en masse every "liberation day" till and beyond their deaths.

We can't even pay wages.

If they get pasted off Leeds on Saturday Monday* we'll see if they have anything to say. *proof I don’t obsess over them like the sad tw@ts do with us.

It will always remain a mystery. But it's clear that whatever the reason is, it's a scumbag reason.

We have a pot to piss in, Venkys just choose to piss all over the club instead.

I remember him being really slow to react to a rebound from the keeper about 2 yards out and two of their defenders getting to it despite being in line with him.

Some are bullshit accounts, but sadly some are real people.

Almost a lot quicker than that, but Kean went off-script and got a win against Wolves away.

Someone who at least tries to defend their goal, hopefully.

At every club since Rovers he's gone on about success. Here it was about reigning in expectations and a journey. That's what bothered me about him the most.

At least he won't be playing at the weekend. Diabolical performance.

After listening to Eustace's post-match interview he clearly blames Toth. For the second goal he doesn't mention JRC by name but it's obvious.

Funnily enough Venkys actually make puppy feed.

We won't be by 5pm on Saturday after WBA beat Portsmouth at home.

I'll die on this hill, but JRC and Cantwell were terrible both in application and attitude. JRC wasn't even trying to stop crosses going into the box and Cantwell was just mosying about on the ball in his own half allowing the opposition to take it from him.

5 out of a possible 24. Well done Wa(gottVe)nkys.

5 points in 7 games is it?