Waltonesque

Elliott s been here too long. He's gone mad. He's dressed like the bloke in the Deer Hunter who played Russian roulette.

Ah Joe! The nostalgia! That one decent game he had at Millwall. More warm memories. sigh.

I vowed to myself I wasn't going to watch this even though I have the red button. Then some ridiculous irrational thoughts entered my head. I read TMs programme notes and it had a sinister calming, almost cheering effect on me. like reading the Volkischer Beobachter in May 1945. Then I saw the line up and preposterously had a flash back to that run of games before Evans got injured against Preston. He and Travis had been excellent together in central midfield. What madness has taken root in my soul? Please help.

Pardew it is then.

makes a change from not beating anyone above us i suppose.

if we lost 8,9,10 would he go? lovely fella did a good job etc. but really this cannot go on. Crackers.

Too much unanimity for that!

Smudger commentating again I see

Douglas escort agency there

Not sure tactics are so awry in fairness given the conditions.

The ball looks like a Quidditch snitch when you watch on red button channel. Good from Bennett there but really when he returns to the team it's the same as the ravens leaving the Tower of London.

would joleon lescott picking it be any worse 🤔

It's a mystery worthy of Arthur C Clarke's Mysterious World.

Even Private Pike.

Best piece of vocabulary ever deployed on here.

to covey a rover's fans existential angst

Please tell me it's not on the red button then I won't feel obliged...

Andrews best game was as a makeshift central defender against Bolton. role model for Johnners.

I should explain I'm following the game entirely on here. Like a member of the Dutch underground listening in trepidation for news from Arnhem.

I'm happy with 0-1 after 20. relieved in fact.

You just know he'll pick the 11 that finished tonight and they'll then proceed to be crap on Saturday. It is masochism. why oh why do we put ourselves through it?

it has nevertheless been 2 bald men fighting over the proverbial comb

Liverpool 1 Rotherham 1

shambles. again.