Statistically what you say is correct, but we've won 1 game in our last 7, can barely score and are playing sides who are hitting form at the right time whilst we have declined dramatically. Current form would suggest we miss out.

At least we didn't lose BBD for nothing.............oh wait, the doors just fell off the car, the clown show of all transfer clown shows

Completely different game now, athletic requirements are far, far greater than back in those days, even CBs have six packs now

City were 2 down, now 4 - 2, Haaland hat trick

Not true, most people have watched too many war films were they get up and fight back, 7.62mm is massively unforgiving and really spoils your day

I'm heading down to Coventry this weekend to play the Goliath poker tournament, you guys need me to pick anybody up on my way back. There's two of us in the car so 3 max please

Keep safe and get well soon, probably best not to read anything Rovers related for a week

When you have an injury plagued 31 year old and a 17 year old kid as your only choices at CB, plus no cover for your full backs and being 5 games into a season is criminally negligent. If this doesn't change dramatically we are in for a really tough season.

We've had 3 months, this is criminal

Look at our bench today. We have Ayala and a 17 year old playing with no defenders on the bench, wake up and smell the fekking coffee

As an alternative to Van Hecke, Van de berg looked alright for the knob enders, he's back at Anfield and ain't starting in front of their first 4 CBs

Their biggest balls up was selling Salah and De Bruyne cheap and reinvesting that in dross

Liverpool are well known for getting top dollar on their sales. I'd be very surprised if we could afford him

Chaddy is currently scouring all the Scandinavian leagues and will appear shortly with a mighty list of viking contenders, most of which most of us will have never heard of. Mercer is placing bets on some obscure signings and stocking up on Vino Collapso for when they get stuffed. I am just a bit giddy since the manager fiasco hasn't dragged on forever and ever.

A warm welcome JDT and Remy, whilst I appreciate that a threadbare squad and a somewhat ridiculous hierarchy won't make life easy I am optimistic and for the first time in a while a tadge excited about the prospects going forward. I realise that it will take some time to effect your style and ideas and that new players may take time to bed in, but I am pleased to see some energy and enthusiasm coupled with your previous experiences. COYB