Observing only the basics fostered on the village green, Blackburn win the match 1 goal to nil. Firstly, a competent individual to prevent the ball entering the goal at the home end,Enkleman, saving several seemingly net-bound efforts from the midlanders.Then, as they grew weary at the site of the big Finn, the men from St Andrews forgot to mark Rovers Asset No.2, Jonny Stead who promptly ran through a static defence to slot the ball under the helpless keeper to win the match for the likeable Ewood aces.

Question Now we have finally lost again, does this mean Emerton will be back in the starting line up?

Errr... Bob that`s the Real Dwight Yorke!

Why buy a season ticket? 1. If you are gonna go to every home game, then it may work out slightly cheaper. 2. To guarantee a seat at every game. 3. Erm, 4. Thats it, 1. £10, £15 special offers every season make this saving borderline, throw in holidays, illness and the unexpected then its doubtfull that you will save money 2. Guarantee a seat? Trust me , you are guaranteed a seat at Ewood for any match you want next season.

What a scoop!

Whats that song about?

It runs a little like this Cletus... It was on that famous Saturday, the second day of May We met a bunch of Swansea fans, on the motorway We said we`d win promotion, we said that we`d go up but on that famous Saturday, Preston f@cked it up!

Have you ever seen The Swann With Two Necks?

Why on earth would Rovers sack Souness That is absolutely, mind -numbingly the most stupid thing to do right now. Anyone who suggests this is a complete dunce. Stop even talking about.

Why not take The Koran? Just dont put it in your hand luggage.

Paul Wellers `Fly On The Wall` triple CD. Absolute magic, particulary as it only cost me 47pence. (WHSmith clubcard unused for five years paid the the rest).