Across the board I'am afraid, It's almost impossible to crack a joke these days without some luvvies getting their underwear in a twist

No problem here, that's one of the problems with just typing on an MB, it sometimes looks a bit sharp

Officially he is, is that not good enough ?

Stainsby Girls - Chris Rea

State of independence - Yes

The piper at the gates of dawn - Pink Floyd

Black boys on the corner - Thin Lizzy

The whole wide world - Wreckless Eric

Grown men cried the day they knocked it down

The title of the thread should be edited to No nightlife in Blackburn. A councilor for the one horse town of Darren this week complained that they could be on the verge of having too much night life, My my how far Blackburn has fallen.

Glen, can you PM (or to keep on song by text) me your preferred artist as a sub? could be an earner in this

Is this the referee for the concert/Balaji's coming out

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And the ones from Barrow in Furness

It's true, they had some big acts on at the Cav

Will have to get down one night and re impose the natural order on the table

Is it Balaji's coming out do

Have they still got the football table?

You've not tried Checcos then

Edinho the Turd Shoe in for the Dingle Dome

I wonder if you can search the Portuguese equivalent of the Land Registry

Yes, about 4/5 years ago

Try the Spinners at Cowling, I am sure Glen will give you a good old BWFC welcome.

17 year old playing unbelievably well http://societyofrock.com/16-year-old-girl-shreds-you-wont-believe-how-fast-her-hands-are/?a=mm&var=LSOfficial-TinaSAltitudes style reminds me of Mick Box