David Dunn was saying this post match after Stoke, how JRC could replace Weimann’s goals. No wonder the guy couldn’t ever keep a coaching job in football. Edit: Mark beat me to it above.

David Raya and Aynsley Pears cannot be included within the same sentence ever again.

Agreed. They’re 5th in SA qualifiers (not even guaranteed to make it yet). That’s why I mention the likes of Colombia and Uruguay. On American soil I would currently prefer to play Brazil than those two (and of course Argentina).

Argentina cannot be discounted again; they have strength throughout their side. Colombia and Uruguay will be extremely competitive too.

He’s no slouch; I personally don’t think that’s holding him back. He needs to add goals to his game for sure, but I’ve no doubt that will come over time. I’ll put decent money on that he’ll go for major bucks this summer, or next, and from that moment on he’ll be a permanent fixture in the side. Palace fans know a player and they’re convinced he’s going to be just as big as Olise who is currently ripping it up at Bayern.

I like to think I have my finger on the pulse of the football world but I genuinely presumed Henderson had slipped into a silent retirement. Wharton aside how the hell is he getting back in the England squad? Walker too?! I felt optimism in a fresh approach with Tuchel but it’s like Southgate has picked the squad once again.

Suhail clearly doesn’t like it when the heat is turned on him. I’ve thought for some time that making his life uncomfortable would be the best place to start.

It wouldn’t surprise me if Dennis was one of the final straws for Eustace. He was probably assured we’d get a forward with championship pedigree in - you can only imagine Waggott giving it the biggun down Brockhall about ‘his’ coup. ‘I’ve even been able to land you Woodrow too!’. However no doubt a true football man like Eustace would know ED would offer fuck all in the run in after barely kicking a ball for years.

It’s four in seventeen. Yes it’s that bad. We’d be doomed without that 6 game winning run.

Fair play for putting in more effort than Todd Cantwell tonight, pal.

Travis always starts seasons on fire. By the end of each campaign he’s like a poor man’s Radosav Petrovic.

I thought Ismael was meant to be a bit of a hot head? He looks like he’s been hit by a fucking truck on the touch line tonight. Seen more life out of Todd Cantwell.

Stop the clocks: we forced their GK into a save.

Johansson may as well have had his slippers and pipe for tonight. Every single one of them at our once proud club should be fucking embarrassed.

1-0 down against relegation fodder, supposedly desperate for the play-offs, and I think we’ve touched the ball in their area once this second half. It’s entirely predictable yet absolutely inexcusable.

Sam Gallagher coming on. 2-0 incoming.

This superpower of ours to not even remotely threaten the opposition goal when losing really is so impressive.

We look like we could be here til next Christmas and not even create a chance let alone score. Absolutely fucking abysmal.

Prize for guessing who’ll be leading the charge on here for that…

4 wins in 17 is Mowbray death spiral bad.

Sorry, but it’s a circus on the pitch and he has to take a large portion of the blame. He’s had a couple weeks on the training pitch now and the boys look like they’ve just met pre-match (again).

Throw me in the ‘fucking concerned’ camp.

I know we’re a passive bunch but another shitter against Cardiff and IMO Suhail and Waggott are gonna start feeling the heat.

Dom Hyam is a tragic centre half when not coached through matches by an experienced pro next to him. Edit: see Superbrfc beat me to it.

Fuck me. Yet again, gifting absolutely terrible sides on awful runs, goals. Feels like game over already.