Anybody but Robson - judging by the howlers attributed to him in last Fri's LET, he's well past senile.

Here´s a tale for all you Hughes fans. Attending a medical in his playing days, he was asked ´When did you break your ankle Mark?'. Reply 'I didn't know it had been broken'. Softly spoken but 'ard as nails!

I think he only ever missed for hairdressing appointments!

Houllier overspends on 2nd/3rd rate Africans.

Don't believe him. Money destroyed any remaining morals or loyalty 10 years ago.

We're not having any garlic eating surrender monkeys at Ewood, so that's the end of that.

Where are they bloody well putting all these ex-Rovers staff the've been collecting for the last 10 years?

Looking for an umbrella ???

i'll spit my dummy out if we don't at least offer him it!!! Don't think who the players want will be a major factor if a different person is installed....But its Hughes anyway so theres no problem! While we're at it, can we spit the DRUMMER out at the same time?

Has he got a racist dad who used to like darts?

....Not quite. Who would you put on the tannoy?

Hot favourites are not usually apointed at Ewood - expect a surprise. I am, however, ruling myself out.

Thats it then - he'll be offered asst at Bamber Bridge

Don´t stop there! Hoddle to BURNL*Y. We´d have a right laugh.

planetfootball.com, which runs stories from skysports. Ta RR

Well it seems like I am the last remaining Flitcroft fan left amongst Rovers supporters. Personally i can't wait to see him back on the pitch. I reckon he would do alright in the holding position that Souness pigheadedly insisted Matteo would play. Flitcroft is after all the longest serving player at the club having played a whopping 241 games (plus 16 from the bench) and he deserves a chance to show he can still play. ...........Not quite the last. He's far better than Matteo, Gresko.

Sounds like the work of the tannoy man.....

Don't panic. Tony always gets a few games and press conferences to tell the world how he doesn't want t'job. He won't want to have had his suit dry cleaned for nothing!

He must also be in with a shout for the 'Manager' and 'Chairman' awards.

It is always make or break if you think about it. A successful manager will be poached leaving the club on the verge of promotion/silverware and a poor one will be sacked leaving a club on the brink of relegation/the Dingle League.

Applications have not always been required for previous appointments. Kenny Dalglish was approached and I believe Howard Kendall was appointed after Jimmy Armfield was asked for advice by the Rovers Board. (both successful appointments at the time). So Rovers, don't wait for the postman, choose your man and go for him!

They don't do 'bizarre pies', but the meat and pot are smashing.

If you mean Dick Advocaat, where was it reported?

He's a very quick healer.

Allardyce has all the appeal of Stevie Kindon - another retired motorised sideboard. Long may he stay at the Breezeblock Stadium.