This has been doing a few rounds in the pubs around Bburn for a year or so:
NO NAY NEVER
There’s an ale house (the usual)….
And it’s oh nay….
I showed him a trophy so shiny and bright,
and stevey’s eyes opened so wide with delight.
I told him, "We won cups and shields of the best,
I'll take you down ewood and show you the rest."
CHORUS
He went back to Burnley, confessed what he’d done,
and asked them to pardon their prodigal son.
but burnley’s 5000 are packed in turf moor,
they’ll still say there were 10000 more
CHORUS
I’ve followed the rovers for many a year,
And I’ve spent all my money on tickets and beer.
still burnley’s 5000 are slumped in the turf,
they’ll tell you that they’re the best fans on the earth.