If it wasn't for agents then footballers would still be paid the same as the rest of us and tickets would be a lot cheaper.

The fateful day of Sunday March 9th 2014 was a sackable offence in itself.

Have Barnsley had loads of first team injuries since they played us? As it's really a bizarre one. According to Tony T they played like Real Madrid against us, but don't seem to have done that against any other team. ? Weird!

"Anyone with a foreign name must be good" ?

Hi guys. Just wanting a quick update. Have we signed Ronaldo yet?

He'd still be stuck on the train.

Back when music videos were good?

Not if the UK gets a good trade deal with China ? Roll a billion out only 10 dollar each. Anyway, it seems trademarks and licensing laws have been abolished worldwide. Just look at that Orlando Rovers team.

I hate Adidas. Too narrow and rigid.

I see David Goodwillie has scored 6 goals in his last 5 games. He must be at least 55 years old by now. Get Big Ben on loan somewhere in that league. It could turn him into the new Dixie Dean.

Unless there are injuries it's hard to see how Archer would get back in the team.

Bearing in mind how bad the bottom 3 are I think we're all but safe already with 40 points. ?

It might be time to retire Buttler from test cricket for a while. He hasn't got out of the twenties yet. His glove-work isn't noticeably better than all the other wicket-keeper batsmen waiting in the wings either.

Literally anyone can become a 'coach'. You can start FA level one every month all over the country (including Leyland). My throw in coach studies are going well. This week I learned how to wash and dry my hands properly for optimal throw in performance. Next week we're learning how to towel a ball ?

Nobody cares. Even the traffic in little Blackburn is an absolute disgrace these days and almost everyone seems to have 3 cars. Also the main concern of many remainers seemed to be focused on the rampant car industry.

Tony Brereton - It wasn't me. ?

Tropical.

Top Signing for Top Six. COYB! Add this to the promising Midfielder we have on loan from Liverpool and the transfer window is suddenly looking rosey.

I can't quite believe it's been raining in Africa. Quick! Call Bob Geldof.

Half season loan from Liverpool ?

Another Sandomierski?

'The red card changed the game' seemed like a pretty blatant excuse to me. Especially as it was total Bunkum!

Bad times. Groundhog Gaz keeping us stable, in the Darwen end watching Robinson go down like a sack of spuds whilst others chanted 'England's number one'. ?‍♂️

Have we signed anyone yet?