By being a striker who was absolutely rubbish in every respect and even left us in negative equity by only ever 'scoring' an own goal as opposed to one who simply didn't score but did have other attributes. Or is that too much for you to compute?

Spot on. I’ve mentioned Paul in this context before - a big honest lad but woeful in a Rovers shirt.

Bruce Foxton - Number Six

The Four Tops - It’s The same Old Song

It was a cracker. And here’s a fan’s eye view of it

Paper Lace - Billy Don't Be a Hero

Paul Weller - Pink On White Walls

Ann Peebles - I’m Gonna Tear Your Playhouse Down

The Beatles - And Your Bird Can Sing

Bob Marley and the Wailers - Mr Brown

The Who - Baba O’Reilly See what I did there?

The Jam - Standards

Sam Cooke - A Change Is Gonna Come

Everything But the Girl - The Dustbowl

Queen - Killer Queen

Smith and Warner have been banned for a year by Cricket Australia. Bancroft was given a nine-month ban. Smith and Bancroft have also been suspended from captaining Australia for the next two years. Warner will not be considered for "any team leadership positions in the future".

Beautiful South - Just Checking

David Bowie - Oh You Pretty Things

Scotland have bowled West Indies out for 198 in the world cup qualifier. Let's see whether their batters have the bottle to back their bowlers up. Would be quite a scalp for the jocks (though WI could still qualify, depending on other results).

More blatant than MGP’s a few years back and I never thought that would be possible!!! http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/43472827

The Libertines - Boys in the Band

Judy Street - What?

The Jam - The Modern World

Dorothy Moore - Misty Blue