Out of your list I would say Houghton, Karanka, Ainsworth, Robins in that order. Keane is a moron who loves his own 'hard man' hype, Monk is a crook, McCarthy is no better than Mowbray and Starchan is finished.

If we're going to end up cutting costs, and go on a starvation diet I'd suggest Mark Robins. He's used to a revolving door squad and scrabbling for loans and free transfers at Coventry city. If we are really hoping to improve, get up and be a contender for promotion, we might need either Chris Hughton, or take a punt on someone based abroad like Norwich, Brentford or Brighton have done.

My dad should be the goalkeeping coach. Sure he only played one game in goal, in a charity match in Hong Kong, and only because he didn't fancy running around in 30+ Celsius heat but he kept a clean sheet against John Spencer and Dale Tempest.

I think you will win then as I will guess you've actually played a proper game of football. I was always the one who watched the others run around the playground whilst standing next to the goalkeeper and wait to tap it in.

Those numbers are subliminal messages, and you'll have an urge to assassinate some world leader or buy the next U2 album.

There's hope for me yet. I have crap knees and can't run so I'll do Sam's job for half his wages.

I did like Zurab, a dependable and capable defender. He'd have been in the 1st team in any period after Nelsen and Samba left.

Big in Yorkshire, average everywhere else. Dodgy Don Revie allegedly match fixing before abandoning his country, a town that spawned Jimmy Savile and winning nowt since 2 Unlimited were in the charts, and the source of all the human flotsam in spaz chariots that make Bridlington so awful in the summer.

Is that a suggestion or a warning? I'd take it as the latter as Brown is pants.

Wow, even if half of that is true, that is rotten. Until the likes of the FA, EFL and so on are targeted with either legal proceedings, legislation stripping them of authority or even some massive case of hacking this will continue. The people who let this happen need to lose their jobs, money and homes as they are part of the gravy train.

Skimming through the last page or two, you might think Mowbray is about to retire and make 70s style soft porn films with Paul Lambert if you were not paying attention.

Yep, though Wolves were allowed to be run by that super agent Mendes on behalf of the Chinese owners.

Even the Facebook happy clappers are starting to get fed up.

This could be the start of quite a few clubs having issues, including us. There are only so many billionaires and rich Chinese business groups interested in buying a club, but plenty of shoddy con men and blaggers who can pass the tests.

Bum. Looks like we'll be a few points off that 6th place for the rest of this season. The squad needs quite a few upgrades, and dead wood letting go for next season.

Hopefully they'll all go away once the games are over, with the exception of Graham and Downing.

Luton equalised.

Good to know someone else watches Kunt. Do you have any homeless friends?

Sounds like a similar set up to a pub in Coventry I go to. In there, you queue up like a soup kitchen with empty flasks, bottles etc and you get real ale or cider supplied. The problem is there's a park about 3 metres away and on a nice day people sit out there together and have a drink with no social distancing.

Well this all sounds above board and good. You'd think Fury would not want to associate with these sort of characters given his previous problems and revival as a man largely rehabilitated in the public eye.

I can imagine Jim selling it like the Athletico Mince version of him: "This offer is so exciting, it is making my balls tingle and a bit leaking out my Jap's eye. Are you excited by this offer?"

I couldn't get into VIII after being introduced to the series with VII. I haven't started on IX yet.

Might have a look at that one day. FM 2011 is the last version I bought, and I couldn't be bothered with all the press conferences etc. However, I edited it so Steve Kean was Burnley manager and I used to wind him up all the time.

He was always one of my favouites when I watched in the early 90's. The sheer theater of his entrance with Paul Bearer was great. https://www.bbc.com/news/newsbeat-52633509

Like the Laibach version?