If only we signed some Jamie Vardy type from Solihull Moors or wherever. We'll go down next season for sure.

If he were to go, which washed up has been will we get? I'll say Nigel Pearson or Gary McAllister.

The bots and happy clapping quislings will be bigging up the mighty Bristol City and saying we should know our place.

And so it begins. Hopefully we have done enough to avoid a relegation battle.

We're in the Nathan Delfonso and Wes Brown part of the Venky's interest in the club, so when Eustace realises and leaves, we'll have the new version of Owen Coyle to take us down. Only the entire Rao family dying can save us.

I'm expecting a big loss. The midfield looks terrible, but with no depth and untested kids on the bench, it's probably the best we can muster.

I'm waiting until a revival of the mid 90s 4-4-2 makes a comeback, and all the fashionista stat gimps start foaming about a player like Stuart Ripley. Imagine the pointless numbers and percentages that they'd generate.

We're re-signing Chris Brown.

I'd take relegation to League 2 if it meant the Indian vermin would sell the club to someone decent and fuck off forever.

The fake big club Spurs are looking horrendous.

Terrorvision-Middleman

I presume away fans can check to see their car is ok at the other end. Isn't the stadium quite out the way and awkward to get to?

Saw this documentary today and really enjoyed it. It's about the history of Motown Records. https://www.sky.com/watch/title/programme/877780ca-1f47-498b-a826-e040ce222503/hitsville

Buying a pair of gophers might be cheaper. Then you can get a vest made from a gorilla's chest.

Kitching has scored against Sheffield Wednesday. He's been linked earlier.

Hopefully Sanderson will be like Brad Friedel, and be amazing when some thought it was a manager getting his mate in.

What's Nicky Marker up to nowadays? Maybe he can come in as cover. Then we can afford Ali Dia AND Martin Dahlin.

Damn, I thought you were going to say he's in prison or dead.

Hanley is a big dumb ox of a player who is past it. We have a few older players, who are better.

Trent Alexander-Arnold is already in Madrid, mentally if not physically. He's having a stinker.

Being backed by American banking/high finance interests helps too.

If we can get those, and a striker, maybe we'll be OK. Is there anyone scoring 100 goals in non league or abroad we can scout?

Death to Venky's.

Fucking balls.

For all the criticism about lacking that edge to win, the Euros were the first time I've seen England in a final, and I'm 43. Southgate's response when Saka missed that penalty shows he is a decent guy. Still, we should have won against Italy.