Then you go back to the 60s and 70s, when pitches were awful and defenders were MMA fighters compared to today.

I don't think anyone can get Everton to work. The whole club seems to be broken. Even Pep wouldn't be able to get them going.

He seems to have installed a bit of structure and even a bit of fight in the team. We don't fold after going behind so much.

Any veteran strikers on a free worth looking at?

Good result considering Alistair Campbell and Jimmy Anderson were the officials. Gives us hope for the reverse fixture.

Parker does have that 'smug employment agency office worker or estate agent' look about him.

Considering PETA actually kill many healthy animals in their shelters for fun it's a bit rich they claim the moral high ground.

Good luck to those trying for those tickets.

Apparently this game is less important than Raheem Sterling going to Arsenal for the BBC. You have to really look to find the game.

If no more surprises come in, and Cantwell doesn't stink the dressing room like that manky tinned fish Swedish people eat it's been a pretty good window (though Sammie would be amazing if he stayed).

The longer it takes, the more likely it will be another O'Brien. Get it done Swaggot.

Any half decent old warhorse strikers available on a Bosman?

Hopefully Cantwell won't be a nobhead here.

I heard he once punched a hole in a cow, just so he could see what was on the other side of it. I also heard he has a fear of stamps, lights up in the dark and he doesn't have a mouth but has four arses.

I never got the reverence for The Smiths myself but then again I am probably too young. I like quite a few of their hits but they're not a band I idolise. Morrissey being a 24 carat cunt doesn't help.

Still not Cantwell confirmation, so that could be the higher profile player to not go through.

Probably my sleep deprived mind, but is Cantwell permanent or a loan?

Getting some Jamie Vardy type from non league, after scoring 300 goals in 2 seasons would be great.

I always preferred Pulp and Super Furry Animals myself.

We've been here so many times before. I'm expecting loads of deals to fall through and get some dodgy loans from Premier League teams to sort of patch up the squad, so at least 11 players over the age of 16 can start.

Our best hope is that the Burnley squad are all angry, worried and distracted by all the turnover of players. And Parker borrows Tony Mowbray's tombola.

How strong is this Parker rumour? I don't see anything about it. Either way, loads of players coming in and leaving is not good preparation for the derby game.

He almost managed Notts County, which was supposed to be taken over by North Korea, with a con man as the go between. It's a pretty mental story as you can imagine.

Looked him up, and he has the devil's haircut too.

Didn't Cantwell spit his dummy out at Norwich, giving it the big I am as well? If I'm remembering correctly, I'd never sign him.