I can understand coming back once - just - but a second come back would be pure stupidity and you'd not put your friends and family through it. That's assuming he's even allowed back.

Andre Braugher aka Captain Holt in Brooklyn 99 died at 61. Great character brilliantly executed by Bruagher

Good watch that

Ah good old man utd putting a bit of a shine back into the footballing weekend

Let's not forget benidorm legend Sticky Vicky has joined the long list of deaths today.

I was looking at my phone and I saw that was offside in real time

This has sparked something in me to see how many I can name. I'm on to 58 after the top 3 but expect that to drop off when I'm trying to name a Crystal Palace reserve keeper

I'll give another £100 to charity if you can show me all 1 million

I will donate £100 to any charity if Chaddy does a video where he reels off 450 premier league players without looking at Google.

Are Chelsea being investigated or have they just spent a fuck ton of money?

Punishment seems harsh - surely a transfer embargo is more proportionate?

Meaningless really. Everton would have been mid table around 50 points it's not going to take any where near 40 points to stay up this season. I think ending up with the squad they've got is punishment enough

Southgate will go with 2 in midfield - rice and likely Phillips. Which leaves four up front. Now that Bellingham is a fixture in that front 4 rather than the likes of Mount, i think that makes us a lot more dangerous

"One last long ball forward" said the commentator 5 or 6 passes round the back later its still in our half.... That last freekick into the box caused more issues than all of our corners combined.

Any chance of a corner getting into the box? My biggest pet peeve in modern football is the short corner.

Keeper has had some clangers but that goal isn't on him in the slightest but guess we always need a scapegoat. Our set pieces have been wank

Contenders for what? Not the title surely? Spurs will be disappointed not to get top 4 and villa will be there or thereabouts but neither are going to sustain a title charge for a season.

100%. Refs bottle it and don't make a decision thinking that VAR will correct it. The VAR looks at it and says "not a clear and obvious error" so don't overturn anything. Leads to some really odd and inconsistent decisions.

On the Newcastle goal, the ball stays in (there's a midges dick in it but it's in), Gordon is in an offside position but the ball goes backwards, however that is a foul all day long.

Harsh red for me but don't think it'd get overturned. Atleast it's one match and not three.

Our keeper knows he can catch it right?

So garret to score then we hold on for a 1-0

Bravo sir 🤣

Right now it's more Sammie, Telalovic, Dolan