Tragic

What, a deaf and dumb nymphomaniac heiress with an off licence?

Still got the big smile lol

Supertramp - Breakfast in America

Too corny

Your on a wind up

Didn't know that one, quality. Ta for posting

Can't think of any better hyperbole than has been put previously, yes, wouldn't cut my left bollock off but would consider it.

Highest wages?

Good luck with it.

Speedieeeee

International scouting?

Secret Affair - Time For Action

Run DMC vs Jason Nevins - It's Like That

Better than usual

I'll bet ones a got a Hog in it? Let's have a look ?

We were already the team that had shipped the most away goals in the division, that just confirms our place on the leader board. Gone from 8th to 11th, gd back to -4, pile of fucking shit! Can't defend a lead as long as they've got holes in their arses, shite tactics once again.

Limahl- The Never Ending Story

Knew we'd make it!

Eminem - The Real Slim Shady

If that's the case, absolute bargain!

Ooh er Mrs

Time for another 20 or so yet

Coventry I'd send him to.

Burnley had a 2nd bid for Che Adams rejected by Big club