Alice Cooper - Holy Water

Great phrase 👍

Robbie Williams - Me And My Monkey

Mari Wilson - Just What I Always Wanted

Are you up with the baby Mike? 😂

Paul Weller - Sunflower

Pink - Who Knew

Eminem - The Real Slim Shady

10 minutes in and 2 farcical incidents, the definate penalty that VAR didn't see and the Iran keeper staying in the pitch. Sure there's going to be many, many more in this tournament 👎

Seasonal Striker?

Ocean Colour Scene - The Day We Caught The Train

Or 60k a week, what a prem reserve footballer earns 🥱

Tupac - Picture Me Rollin'

I've been lowering mine for the last 12 years and I'm still disappointed most weeks.

Supergrass - Alright

I'll have a look but to be honest I couldn't give a rat's arse about it. Out of slight interest, when does it start?

The Band - The Weight

It is if I only have to clear leaves for a couple of months a year, she does all the pots, tubs and borders, I jet wash the patio and pick up dog shit and fill the bird feeders 😁

Why can you not see that Dack is better than Vale or Hirst?

See above 😁 we aren't gardener's so went for the low maintenance option, problem is the garden is 110 foot long 😢

Thanks, they're on gravel 😁

Well I've now been up for 20 hours, had a shit day and having a shit night at work after a month off. The only good thing about today was that it could have been 5 or 6. The ref was a homer, our manager has been lemon drizzled and the majority of our team simply gave up after their first goal. The world cup looms, god, I fucking hate football.

Absolute fucking wank 🤦‍♂️

I've got to watch the game in a pub I rarely use, drinking soft drinks cos I'm back at work at teatime after 42 days off. Only one result will make it even a reasonable day 😞 COYB!

You're not singing any more?