The Kinks - Tired Of Waiting For You

I can’t believe this about K*an. My son, who lives in Melbourne and supports Victory will be absolutely livid if it happens. I’ve just taken my Victory shirt out of the wardrobe in readiness for a ceremonial burning. Tosser.

The The - Sweet Bird Of Truth

Andy Fairweather Low - Gin House Blues

Santana - Black Magic Woman

Wilson Pickett - In The Midnight Hour

Elvis Costello - I Can’t Stand Up For Falling Down

The Temptations - I’m Losing You

The Who - Doctor, Doctor

Robert Knight - Love On A Mountain Top

Now only Burnley fans can count our goals scored on their fingers.

The Herd - From The Underworld

I was sorting out the attic during lockdown and found this, only to open it and there was nothing inside ?. I immediately blamed my son for not putting it back after he had watched it for the umpteenth time. Well, it couldn’t have been my fault could it ?. Still, like others have said, I could recite it off by heart so not such a disaster after all.

The Moody Blues - Ride My See-Saw

Dusty Springfield - I Just Don’t Know What To Do With Myself

Little Richard - Good Golly Miss Molly

James Darren - Goodbye Cruel World

Betty Wright - Clean Up Woman

Shed Seven - Disco Down

Pink Floyd - Arnold Layne

Plastic Bertrand - Ca Plane Pour Moi

Not that difficult OJF ? Des O’Connor - For The Good Times

Cliff Bennett And The Rebel Rousers - Got To Get You Into My Life

Chic - Everybody Dance

The Smiths - Well I Wonder