So they've all got a bigarrowpointing to their crotch - classy!

Think of it as learning what not to do as a Chief Exec.

Maybe we paid a higher loan fee to get the Elliotts and Van Heckes. Pay less, get worse players

Yes, he's torn out most of what little hair he has left watching them this season.

My father in law will be having second thoughts about renewing his season ticket if that happens.

If you're not allowed to pay a large loan fee then by default you end up with worse loan signings

Congratulation to Ipswich. Well done for ignoring the advice from our idiot former manager (Mr Lemon drizzle) and going for two successive promotions.

He's being linked to the Celtic job in one newspaper

My Dad used to work for a a bank and used to get quite a few applications for loans to buy McD franchises when they first moved over to the UK. From what I remember, there wasn't much profit in the burgers, the big money was made from the drinks. Back then it was less than 0.5p for the syrup for one drink, everything else you charged for the drink after that was profit.