Just having a chuckle mate. I will say though, as the recipient of many, many drunk texts yours has all the hallmarks.

Nice to get that f/a straightened out a bit.

We have to do it once don't we?

Brace for Siggy!

Gotta be in position too. Can't be moaning about about lack of goalscoring nous in your strikers and not crediting tap ins.

Are you ready for "Premiership forward, George Hirst?"

Yessss! Is this the day it finally clicks?

Fuck yeah Dolan. Never doubted the kid.

How was Leopold?

One swallow doesn't make a pornstar, but the goal he scores @ 5minutes in this video is a worldie in any division.

Sometimes, improving attendance figures requires some out of the box thinking.

Having a good penalty taker is such an underrated thing for a squad to have.

You're always disappointed when you get that big a piece of it and don't keep it out. Speaking from experience here.

Ikr! What a cute baby.

Yes it was.

For all the constant moaning about VAR the thing sure does right some injustices.

Nah. We'll miss out by one point. So holding on at either game this week would have done it.

Best striker at the club now standing at all of 5.5ft. If we go up it'll be through him leading the line.

All the more motivation for us. I don't think there's a professional football player alive that would enjoy seeing a local rival lifting any form of trophy on their home ground. That goes for those from and outside the area in question. If we can't put up a fight in such circumstances then we need our heads read.

They just lost to QPR. Its a tough game but they're not invincible.

Going into our shell like that is so uneccessary, they barely fired a shot all half and we just gift them 10 minutes of attacking practice. Its one thing if were in that position vs Man City but we shouldn't fear an honest game vs Preston. That said, its all academic if Hedges plays that better than my 5 y/o. Such a shame because there were some really good performances in there. Sammie was incredible, while Wharton, JRC, Pears and Carter all had very good games. We were well deserving of all 3 points but you get nothing for moral victories at this stage of the season.

We asked for that.

Brereton nearly fucked it all up.

YES SAMMIE GET THE FUCK IN!!

Thats a heavy challenge for no card.