Something something Akor Adams, something something Jeffery De Lange

Only up side is he posted this early, so I can now ignore any news for the rest of the day. See you all in the summer transfer thread.

I'm getting myself excited for the window closing

Mondays are normally bollocks at work, tomorrow is going to be double bollocks. 4 bollocks.

Scott Dann?

Yep no way we can guarantee 3.6mil with the owners refusing to plan

Or he failed his medical

Noticed this too. He critiques everything, even when we score

Weird that Dolan can cross like that, he should fucking do it more

I'm convinced OBrien is just lazy journalism. He's not exactly been that exciting when I've seen him play in the last couple of years.

One of my financial controllers at work put in annual leave for the whole month of September, when the accounts deadline is. Apparently loads of idiots approve leave at bad times.

Afternoon MB! Just finishing off my Afternoon Pie. Hung up on their agents and spending the transfer kitty on my new house.

Willy Topp, FM legend

Cheers, I'm actually disappointed because no way he is worth £1mil, I thought €800k was fair but we have become desperate

Signed the new SSL certificate, season is BACK ON

Nothing other than two random media outlets giving conflicting info regarding this, no?

I know we were linked with him in the press, but genuinely nearly every Championship club and some prem clubs have been scouting him. Will be surprised if he isn't taken in the summer into a prem youth setup like Ash Phillips was.

Depends what quality, average quality?

Honestly I feel like it's got to the stage where people are just trying to force the issue with rumours, unless of course clubs have released their loan availability lists, and we're just enquiring.

Can't believe you had to copy and paste that Tommy. Lazy.

If I make a twitter account and say a random name do you think it'll get posted here?

This is classic. Reminds me of the old days of "my uncle works at Microsoft and he's going to ban your computer!"

Did you ever settle your wine debt?

To be fair, earlier in the season he carried them to any result they got. If he signs for us and gets up to speed our LW problem is fixed I'd say.

Just twitter rumours imo. If Cissoko was at our training ground someone would've told our plethora of ITK accounts, surely.