Haven't even see the first one - am I missing anything? American humour seems to be very forced and over-the-top. Lots of jumping around and screaming/ shouting and acting manically.

I would actually agree with Matt there (whoah!) I haven't seen Hot Fuzz, but Shaun of the Dead was chucklesome enough, but not laugh-out-loud hysterical. Better than a Hollywood "comedy" though.

Power trip? Flopsy? Never! Just been to the bookshop, came across an interesting book called "The ######### Delusion" I wonder how many acolytes of Mr ######### will pick it up with an open mind. Also bought a moveable feast and The Old Man and the Sea ... and, but don't get too excited Flopsy, a book on the Dambusters.

Bloody hell, was only a joke. Sense of humour failure perhaps?

How's the Biggles' collection going Flops?

Surely the fact that he was drunk is incidental? Or, it has just occurred to me that he might've needed drink to act on his urges. But those urges would've been there before anyway (he had disgusting stuff on his PC remember). But I would say drink or no drink, just a matter of time. Just my opinion.

Let the sick ****s burn!

Yep, the lifting of odd objects :-) Sandbags, kettlebells. Wouldn't mind trying a stability ball half-filled with water.

Yes, that is fair comment, squadron leader. Stand down, I say stand down, over! Don't stand and yell, ring the bell and run like hell. Bogies at six o'clock, hankies at 5 past 6. All bogies accounted for. This is Little Tipsy calling Beer Leader, over. :-) Although it wouldn't be a film about running these days. More like a film about yoga, bodyweight exercise and odd-object lifting. How sh1t would that be?

I thought that was the Will Young video? There's a volleyball scene? Are they all wearing toity-toit shorts in it and aviator sunglasses?

I can't stand Top Gun at all, it's a bit gay innit?

Oh bloody hell, here we go again with Wingnut Commander Flopsy-Turvy. I don't give a monkey's about the realism of the movie in terms of whether the grenades should've gone off earlier, or whether he should've needed Cuprofen when he landed on his ass in the ejector seat or whether they could've built an FM radio to contact aircraft using nothing more than an egg box a fairy liquid bottle and Mr T's pubes. It's a bleeding *movie* meant to *entertain*. Not a training film for you would-be weekend warriors. DH2 was a top film, and DH3 just wasn't of the same standard as the first 2. DH2's got some great lines in it, particularly from John Amos. "It's a pity McLean, I kinda liked you"

Who the bloody hell is Dwight Willie?

I thought he used to tease his hair into strange contorted styles?

Not really fussed, he's not going to be a player forever. Don't see the point in being a soft git and waving a hanky around wailing. Pathetic.

Absolutely, it's the right thing to do. Ooops, just a cheeky l'il mention, then! Oh OK, let's bring it up one more time! Sod it, let's give it the full gun! You do make me chuckle, you really do!

I think he's just full of ****, to be quite honest.

I'm sick to death about him gobbing off about how he'd like to play for Chelsea. I don't care how carefully he phrases it, it's disrespectful to the club.

Watched Taxi Driver last night, I just love that film. The sense of alienation and of being unable to connect with society, and the moralistic attitude that strengthens after he feels more ostracised ... it's just quality. One of my favourite films.

I thought the first film had a good first half hour, after that it was entirely unsurprising, and rapidly got boring.

Yes indeed.

i PREDICT A BOOING.

Nice one Billy! It's like we have a "Guest Striker Spot" each season. I wonder who we'll get in for 2007/08??

I didn't get past the first page of the Hobbit, I can't stand all that twaddle, load of old crud.

I've given up worrying, one day it's up (I'm staying) the next it's down (that's it, I'm off). What a bl00dy joke. I can handle players leaving, that's life. It's the ridiculous preamble beforehand that takes the pish and chips.