That was Ian Rush. And teh response was: "Oh, I thought he could swim."

Robbie Savagio! Robbie Savagio! Robbie Savagio, Robbie Savagio!

Come on Rovers, let's show these fools how to get down! Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr ... !

What's going on with the bench selection? Andy Todd, The Axe, Brown, McEveley! What?! and Franny Jeffers. No-one there I'd being on if I was chasing a game. Sounds like we're giving them a right doing?

That's obviously why the Charlie Tones are bottom of the league. Buy some decent players, mould them into a team, send them out on a Saturday with the right tactics, get the win ... it's not rocket science is it? Maybe if it was old Davros would be laughing.

I'd have thought if a new midfielder was required, it would be an on-loan signing.

So what? People are entitled to voice their opinions on relevant threads. It ill behoves you to show your intolerance of other people's views just because they disagree with you.

Only time I went to Rotterdam I stayed in the Hotel van Walsum, it was alright.

MAN OVERBOARD!

Classic.

Special needs. Since when were football and drums inseperable. Is there some musical heritage that I am missing? Was it really Andre Previn and not Bob Stokoe who masterminded Sunderland's FA Cup win? If you like drums at the football I suggest you must be a johnny-come-lately type who would be better off at the Royal Tournament. Drum near me and I will kill you.

Loved the Kanu comment!

If you were that close you could've whacked him with your handbag. Opportunity missed.

Have two World Cups gone by or one? Come on Mr Frenchie Intellectual, you do the maths. I really can't see it happening for him, he's been out almost as long as Collymore and he's talking about a comeback. Except no-one's taking it seriously as we all know he's cracked ...

How long is he going to keep trying to get back into football? We're talking about something that happened two World Cups ago ...

Isn't he signed up to Aspects of Love?

Think we'll lose 2-0. Another tern for zee vurst!

Will you please lay off teh guy, he is down to his last FIVER for goodness' sakes.

"they only offerred me £55K" The tightwads! How's a man expected to keep his dignity when he receives so insulting a salary offer? £55K/week is barely enough for the weekly shop at Tesco's. Footballers these days are living on the bread line and SOMETHING MUST BE DONE. Football has entered a new age of Dickensian wage slaves, toiling away day and night, 7 days a week, for a pittance.

If you want to do an opinion poll to see what the result of the general election would be, you don't ask the entire voting population who they'd vote for, you'd select a random sample. Granted, we do not have a random sample here, but there is an overwhelming majority in favour of packing the drummers off to the Siberian Philharmonic. Is this messageboard representative of such a skewed sample of Rovers' fans that such a reult can be disregarded? Does John Williams go out into the street with a clipboard canvassing the man in the street? Is that how he can disregard the views on here so easily? Or is he just copping-out? Maybe he should try sitting next to Cozy Powell reincarnated for 90 minutes, get a close-up experience.

Don't mean to halibut in but I can assure you down here in Dover we are not letting him have his sole back. referees need to be put in their plaice.

"Here, have an ice cream. Now #### off."

Jan sticks up for Todd because she likes his sexy sixpack. Jan sticks up for Todd because she likes his sexy sixpack.

Most people want them to eff off anyways, so I don't see the point in the big hissy fit. Just supposing everyone had their brains and ears removed and more voted for keep than don't keep then you pick the biggest sub-vote out of keep to decide what to do. It's only a bleeding messageboard vote, not Demond DimbleBumble Bee on General Erection night.

down the post office? on the dance floor? down the pub? on the croquet lawn?