Dennis and Kargbo on for Dolan and ACD at half time. Surely.

They've adjusted and are closing Ribeiro down quickly now.

Kargbo and Dennis for two.

We have a press officer?

No Kargbo or Dennis - are we intentionally throwing this game to make Derby's survival even harder?

Grok is the worst thing Musk has done - and that's saying something.

Pre conceived ideas of watching Dolan and co be wasters for 40 games a season?

Hull will pull away now too I think.

I certainly wouldn't leave Arsenal for this shower.

My main gripe with the recruitment team is the speed they work at. We wasted 6 games with a depleted squad in January. Getting Kargbo, Ribeiro and Dennis in on the last day of the transfer window is all well and good, but they should all have been in at the start of it. Dennis for one is going to take weeks to get match fit.

As I've repeatedly said, Nixon is a horrible, horrible man. It's no wonder he's BBC Radio PNE's go-to journalist pundit.

They're in a world of trouble, which is why the move has caused such a stir with the media. Usually we barely warrant a mention.

Who could he start instead? Sigurdsson? Gilsenan? Both literally permanently injured. ACD? Little boy. Like Hedges he starts by default. There's no way if you give Eustace £1m he's spending it on buying Dolan.

No, they just drum the "there is no reason why the owners can't invest money" line as we watch the squad, the stadium and apparently the training ground fall apart.

You'd think he'd fit in well with our owners, COO and CEO then - cut from the same cloth.

Much like the talk of Dolan joining him in the summer - no chance, Eustace isn't a mug. He'll want better. Plus we'd have to come to a mutual contract termination with Sigurdsson and he doesn't seem the type to leave money on the table...

0 points is brilliant, but yeah I really want a soul crushing loss - especially as it's 2-0 (and could have been more) before half time.

That's a good save - Chair left Nyambe for dead and centred a brilliant ball. The GK got a hand to it and then recovered - Saito just did brilliantly to get it out from under his feet, shift it and then smash it into the roof of the net.

2 'first goal of the season' scorers and we're in February. Eustace is definitely playing real life Football Manager right now.

The scumbag that should be in jail with an absolute pearler. Karma.

He also called Eustace average. Lad is going to put his back out with how hard he's towing the party line recently.

He's there mainly to deflect blame from the owners and put out bitter, unprofessional, press statements.

He'd bring in instant ridicule.

Amazed this has dragged on for so long.

Define 'in a mess'. Granted it's been about 15 years since I visited Brockhall, but it was certainly a good Premier League facility then.