Exiled_Rover

I want Forest to go up - but Huddersfield have been absolutely mugged here.

They're about to lose both - didn't take many to Tottenham either.

What is the point of VAR? Absolute stonewall penalty not given. Incredible.

I'm genuinely amazed they're both still here. Realistically they should be trying to secure contracts elsewhere so they're ready to go on their new team's pre-season tour.

We don't have the infrastructure to support a rookie manager. Nor do I trust our decision makers to pick the right rookie manager.

5 of the starting XI were Academy players last year. How many more do you want?! At some stage you have to make good signings to bolster the squad - I'm as big of an advocate as any of the Academy and promoting youth, but you can never have a full XI of them, it's just not feasible.

Is this how John Williams went about appointing Mark Hughes?

He was up against Vardy who was using it as nothing more than a run around to gain fitness. If live ammo had started to be fired, Vardy would have scored a hattrick with Magloire marking him.

I wouldn't renew my season ticket, but I'd happily walk on for a match to sing the legendary "Tugay! You are my Turkish delight" - y'know, before he confined us to League One.

Then they came for me. And there was no one left. To speak out for me.

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I think you meant wide striker Markanday.

Poor Tony Mowbray will be rolling in his grave - he spent 12 months getting pelters trying to bring football to us heathens with Dolan and Buckley as a False 9, only for us to go and hire the assistant of the inventor of the system.

Sorry it's difficult to pick out the jokes when you see names like Pearce and Friedel being thrown around.

A 71 year old Kevin Keegan?

I wanted Everton down because they've contributed the sum total of fuck all to the PL - but once that option was off the table I wanted Burnley to go down.

I thought he was retiring?

His team didn't give a terrific performance though - in fact they failed to turn up.

They used all of Burnley's cash reserves to pay off the directors and were still £60m short, hence the high interest loan. Those parachute payments will be used to service the debts. Tarkowski and Pope will be off - both have run down their contracts, so they won't get a good price. This is the stuff of nightmares for Burnley and I'm here for it.

That red card was hilarious. Subbed on, scored an incredible header, booked for taking his shirt off then a minute later booked again for a sloppy tackle. What a moron.

Their fans are as bad as each other.

He's only gone and bloody done it! Legend.

They're playing for their jobs.

So why didn't you just lead with that? I'm sorry, btw.

Have you ever met a Liverpool fan?