This would what it would be like if JE had written it: “Listen, yeah, it’s just amazing to be here at Blackburn Rovers, you know? And in the big 150th year as well, which is just massive for everyone. Back when I started playing football in 1994-95 with Strasbourg, I was watching from far away when this club won the Premier League, and now, you know, here I am as the boss—it’s just mad, really. But listen, football isn’t about just one person, you know? It’s about all of us, together. We’ve got 12 games left, yeah? And we can dream big, but dreams don’t just happen—you gotta work for them, you know? Run harder, fight for every ball, just keep going, no matter what. And we can’t do that alone, yeah? It’s about all of us—players, staff, fans, the whole club, all pushing the same way. That’s how we make things happen. And you lot, yeah—you’re so important, you don’t even know. Your voices, your belief, your energy—it lifts the lads, makes them dig deeper, you know? That’s what makes the difference. We’re in this together, every single one of us, and that’s how we’ll get to where we wanna be. I can’t wait to see you all on Saturday, you know, to feel the energy at Ewood for the first time as the boss. It’s gonna be special, yeah? So let’s all stick together, push each other, and see where this journey takes us. Let’s go for it!” So, listen, or could be worse, you know? 😂

He could have least write a poem! Laziness. If he has written it, I kinda like it. It’s probably not any worse than JE’s togetherness and saying ‘Listen’ at the start of every sentence. It is slightly Ted Lasso though. 😂

Let: • S = Supporting Rovers (a positive value) • V = Venky’s ownership (a negative value) • N = Negativity Equation: S + V = N Since S (supporting Rovers) is positive and V (Venky’s ownership) is negative, the negativity N arises when the negative impact of V outweighs the joy of S, leading to: |V| > S \-> N > 0 Thus, the equation shows that while supporting Rovers is positive, the negativity stems from the influence of Venky’s ownership.

Struggling to get motivated for this match after Saturday and the new manager fiasco.

It’s the hope that kills you…. Who was criticising @Old Codger for predicting the inevitable?

It’s been simmering for a while.

FFS Hedges is so bad. Other than being an extra body to help out the left back, I just can’t see what he offers. Towards the end of the Plymouth game we were playing some nice one touch stuff around their box and it led to a goal. There’s non of that with Hedges and Dolan today. Keeping it tight first half has worked lately, but this is the kind of game we should be going for it from the off.

Must have passed me by! 🙂

Me and my lad stood up, as did many around us in the JW upper near the BBE🙂 Thought it was the perfect blend of support and songs against. Heard a few Waggot chants too, need some Suhail Out chants though.

He's just such a lovely likable bloke 🙂 I'm so happy he's getting a bit of success lately. I was reading a bit about AK47 on the Rovers app, seems like him and Big Mak are getting a bit of an understanding; it was a nice move that lead to Dolans goal on Saturday! Hopefully our other lovely fella Yuki will be back soon! ❤️

“Listen, we are in this together, you know, together. We need the fans to get behind us. Listen, we are going to have bad days, you know, but listen it’s clear for every one to see how much we are in this together. We are a massive club, that’s clear to see, you know, but listen,we’ll keep fighting, because listen we are together in this.”

Whatever happens with Rovers; I fucking love Big Mak!! Two excellent goals and I’m so happy for him ❤️ I’ve not wanted a player to do well as much since Big Ben( Niko and Ciccio before him). Fully deserved win. It’s a funny old game isn’t it? Just when you’re checking out, you check back in 😬😂

Yeah you're right mate, I guess I'm just overcome with doom and gloom at the minute!

Unfortunately I don't think the majority of fans will turn. I've come to the conclusion that we are a very small proportion. The fans that would protest don't go to the matches anymore, they have given up because it's hopeless. Pasha's request to sell the club will be like a junk email to them, they don't give a fuck. They are either keeping us because they have skeletons in the closet or they are doing so in spite. Someone needs to ask that cunt Suhail what the fuck is their endgame here, because getting us into the top flight definitely isn't it. If we were Liverpool or Man Utd this wouldn't be allowed to happen. Right now the only solution I see is getting on the pitch and getting every game abandoned. Every.single.match. until we end up in League Two. The Premier league and the FA knew years ago about this and refused to help. Let's make this a text book case.

Please can we find out which fucking idiots abused Glen and ban them from the forum? We need Glen back, he's a legend and a hero to me.

They don't want to get promoted, they've been quite clear about this. You and me both mate, I was supposed to be taking my lad to his first game on Saturday too. I haven't been to a match since I took part in a protest before relegation from the Prem. I didn't plan to go back under the Venky's, but started to be tempted back, as I have been down the years. Due to work, I'd planned this as a perfect match months ago and now I don't know if I want to. It's not exactly going to be the day I thought it would; it'd be like taking him for his first beers at a funeral. Fucking bastards. They've kept me away for so long. My lad's name is Jack, I always wonder how many on here also named their sons that? What a legend Jack Walker was, his family should be ashamed. I wish he would, he's probably under an NDA. What a bunch of crooks.

Wow. The same people were very vocal against JDT; the only person to ever actually speak up against Swag and Shadow Man. What a bloody mess this club is now. 😞

They are actually Rovers 'fans'. That's the big worry, Maybe we're the wrong ones? Maybe the earth is actually flat and maybe Elon Musk is an awesome human being?

Could Adam Warton could be persuaded to wear a Venky's out t-shirt under his jersey? I guess there's rules against it? Surely he hasn't signed an NDA too?

The iPlayer stream could be interesting. As much as I enjoy the commentary, they are so overly positive at times. Must be difficult for them, I guess it's in their contracts that they aren't allowed to speak badly of the scum that run the club.

Does @Ste B still visit these forums? Wasn't he quite handy with his computer? 😉 I imagine it'd have to be an inside job, Rovers probably have an old PC hooked up to it. Maybe a gofundme could be started to raise some Bitcoin to pay someone to do it?

Don't read the comments section, if you've any sanity left, it will drive you over the edge. It's like prodding a painful tooth or bruise; I can't help myself, but have a read now and then. I imagine the same idiots are bigging up Trump and Musk on Twitter(also a cesspit of fucking idiots these days). Thank goodness for this forum, we do disagree, very often, but generally we are in agreement about who is the real enemy and want the best for Rovers.

I'm not claiming to be "ITK" but I think I've stumbled across the new manager job advert! Might be bullshit, but it seems pretty legit to me? Found it in a local curry house... Job Advertisement: Head Coach - Blackburn Rovers Football Club Position: Head Coach Location: Blackburn, Lancashire, England Club: Blackburn Rovers Football Club About Us: Blackburn Rovers Football Club, with a rich history and a passionate fanbase, is currently at a pivotal moment. We are seeking an experienced and dedicated head coach to lead our team through an exciting new chapter while navigating the unique challenges presented by our current management structure. Role Overview: As the Head Coach, you will be responsible for: Leading the first team in all competitive fixtures and training sessions. Developing and executing tactical strategies to enhance team performance within very limited resources. Managing player recruitment, development, and welfare, ensuring alignment with club ethos and long-term vision, under stringent financial constraints. Cultivating a positive team culture that resonates with the club’s storied history and dedicated supporters. Key Requirements: Proven Experience: Must have a track record of success in managing teams at a high level, ideally within the Championship or Premier League, with experience in managing under financial constraints. Strategic Mind: Exceptional ability to analyze matches, adapt tactics, and make critical decisions under pressure, particularly with a squad built on loan players and those past their prime. Leadership: Strong leadership qualities with the capability to inspire and motivate players, staff, and fans, while accepting responsibility for outcomes that may not reflect true performance due to external directives. Resilience: Ability to work under challenging conditions without standing up to CEO supremo Steve Waggot and with no direct contact with the owners. Instead, all interactions will be through Suhail Pasha, the only individual at the club with direct owner communication. Operational Constraints: Budget: The successful applicant will work on a shoestring budget, necessitating the sale of any high-value players and replacing them with loan signings or players considered "has-beens". Any promises made about transfer budgets may not be honored, and if you decide to question this, you will be painted as the villain. Performance Goals: Your objective will be to finish just outside the playoff places; under no circumstances should the team be promoted to the Premier League. Accountability: You must be prepared to act as a "yes man" and take the public blame for performance, shielding the neglectful owners from criticism. Transportation: While CEO supremo Steve Waggot has leased an amazing team bus, players might occasionally have to take the train to matches if the bus is leased out for stag dos or similar events. Contractual Issues: There may be significant challenges next season as most of the team's contracts are expiring. If you have any friends or family who can kick a ball, their assistance might come in very handy. Fan Management: It's crucial to communicate to the fans that this isn't 1995 anymore; we no longer have the likes of Chris Sutton and Alan Shearer. The fans need to realise this and should be perfectly content with mid-table obscurity. Football Operations: Rudy Gestede serves as head of football operations despite lacking experience in this role. He is in charge of transfers, meaning you may request players, but he will ultimately decide who joins the club, continuing a recent tradition of employing people who haven't got a clue about running a football club. Transfers could be cancelled at the last minute due to a faulty fax machine, administrative errors, Steve going for a curry, or any other reason. Media and Public Relations: The club has recently repaired divides with local journalist Alan Nixon, who is currently leading a propaganda campaign funded by supremo Steve Waggott. The happy clappers on Twitter, Facebook, and in the Lancashire Evening Telegraph comments section have already lapped it up. What We Offer: Competitive salary commensurate with experience and success, within the club's limited financial framework. An opportunity to leave a lasting legacy at one of England’s historic clubs, under unique circumstances. Support from a professional staff committed to excellence in football operations, albeit with limited resources. Additional Notes: Candidates must demonstrate an understanding of the role's unique challenges, including the strategic direction set by current club management and the indirect relationship with the club's owners. Very Important: Upon acceptance of the position, you will be required to sign a Non-Disclosure Agreement (NDA) to protect our wonderful owners, Supremo Steve Waggot, Suhail Pasha, and Rudy Gestede. How to Apply: Please submit your CV along with a cover letter detailing your coaching philosophy and experience. Applications should be sent to recruitment@blackburnrovers.co.uk by March 15, 2025. Blackburn Rovers Football Club is committed to diversity, equity, and inclusion, and we welcome applications from candidates of all backgrounds. Note: This advertisement reflects the current situation at the club and is subject to change based on club policy or management decisions.

At least they'd be no pissing about at the back, giving us palpitations when Pears gets the ball at his feet. Sam used to infuriate me with his his stubbornness even when things weren't working, but he'd bring some siege mentality and if he was still up for it mentality it could work, though I've doubts about that as he is showing his age in his speech on his podcast. I wouldn't mind Colin Wanker, I know it's fashionable to dislike him, but I love his passion. Imagine if fate meant that we played those bastards in the play off final, he'd get them up for the battle. I imagine he fucking hates the dingles too, who doesn't? Colin Wanker is a blue, he hates Burnley!