Ha ha what did it say, roughly?

Well ok if you're sure.

If Mark looked at the topics and threads just out of interest or accidently now he would see "Hughes Out". Don't you think he would jump to conclusions? I do so maybe we should use a different thread.

Well only Mourinho would consider himself anywhere near God.

It's not hughes' fault, it's the players. I couldn't contemplate Blackburn Rovers without Mark Hughes. My mum said wouldn't it be good to get someone's autograph when I go to the Pompey game and her friend and my dad exspected me to say one of the players but mum suddenly realized and said who there's no doubt I would give almost anything to get his autograph. Mark Hughes - GOD.

I still can't understand his performances this season. I think he's either been affected by Santa coming or maybe it's to do with Mourinho. Either way, if he's not playing well other clubs won't want him so there's less risk of him leaving. That means if he ever does get back to form then we can enjoy it again. On the other hand, if he doesn't, which looks likely at the moment, then we're stuck with him.

Benni eyes silverware

3 years today since he became manager!

http://www.playforyourclub.com/ I had to laugh at the Dingles champions of Division 2. Mind you we're in Division 1.

Here's one I came up with to the tune of "Oh When The Saints". Give me a "B" Give me a "E" Give me an "NTLEY" What does that spell? DAVID BENTLEY! When he plays we all should cry... BENTLEY! The "cry" bit links to the "BENTLEY" bit.

What about this I made up. "When I saw you play Yeah I'm a believer What a way To pass the ball I'm in love I'm a believer I couldn't leave ya ROVERS!"

Another interesting article

I think he's playing brilliantly.

Will there be a minuite's silence? I hope so.

Bless you Uncle Jack. You simply were and still are the best. The greatest man I never knew. God rest your soul. We know you're looking down on all of us.

If you swear in public you get done for verbal abuse now by the police and get an £80 fine so it should be clamped down on on the pitch as well.

I think there's something about Mark Hughes that brings out the best in players.

If all that happened we would be in the Champions League! It could you know!

Reading the Daily Mail article makes me feel that it's more important for Benni to do well next season than Roque or at least to score more goals if they both do well which I hope will happen. Benni would leave if he wasn't the main man for Rovers but I don't think Roque would if he was in the same position because it's only his first season in the Prem.

I got it off the no Nay Never topic

The Man with X-Ray vision This is a strange story and I can't decide whether is true or not.

My mum's got a book called Teech Yerself Scouse which is that sort of thing except for Liverpol lingo.

There's an ale house in Burnley, I used to frequent, I met Stanley Ternent, His money was spent. He asked me to play, I answered him neh, `Coz we hate the Burnley b*******s, `Til my dying day. And it's no neh never, No neh never no more, `Till we play the Burnley b*******s, No never no more. I showed him a trophy so shiny and bright, And Stevey's eyes opened so wide with delight. I told him, "We won cups and shields of the best; I'll take you down Ewood and show you the rest." And it's no neh never, No neh never no more, `Till we play the Burnley b*******s, No never no more. He went back to Burnley, confessed what he’d done, And asked them to pardon their prodigal son. But Burnley's 5000 are packed in Turf Moor; They'll still say there were 10000 more And it's no neh never, No neh never no more, `Till we play the Burnley b*******s, No never no more. I've followed the Rovers for many a year, And I've spent all my money on tickets and beer. Still Burnley's 5000 are slumped in the Turf; They'll tell you that they're the best fans on the earth. And it's no neh never, No neh never no more, `Till we play the Burnley b*******s, No never no more.

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Sorry, it was a bit random.