Not sure what language this is, but I totally agree: keeper is SHITE

Has a nice touch and the right physique to do hold up play well if he can stay off the treatment table (and we had an actual striker...) Clearly had a goal or two in him as well at Plymouth, maybe just needs to get on a run.

Moran is rubbish

Wimpy Burger services off the M6

The new SAS hits again!!

Shockingly slow for someone who's played at the top level

Utterly bizarre deal bringing in two youth products who will just go back to their respective teams at the end of the season. Don't play and we strain (or at least don't enrich) our relationship with their parent clubs. Play well or otherwise, and we lose them. Can't see what the rationale for bringing them in is besides getting more bodies in the squad for a dogfight, but at the expense of loaning out your very experienced captain (also with no option for that club to buy), utterly strange.

'The Lancashire Rodri' 😁😉

Real shame Ferguson is Irish to the bone, seemed a ready made Kane replacement.

I expect the Euros will be his last shot at winning something and if he doesn't do well, he'll get his marching orders. Question is, who on earth would we replace him with?

The number of times the ball has hit Markanday on the head and bounced out...

Second to every ball, passes to nowhere... Always amazes me that professional footballers at this level can't even get the ball to feet or keep it on the field.

Brittain's got talent.

Dolan possesses all the requisite elements to become a top footballer apart from a brain.

Southgate not the man for the job, but who is?

If you tolerate this then your chickens will be next

Some brainless passing going on here! Come on Rovers, sort it out

Deer Hunter - Revival https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8b0fDIPP-u4&ab_channel=StocktoSong

Leonard is 6'1" so not that small (though do agree).

Frank Ocean - Pink + White

One wonders if a certain A. Wharton would make a good dead ball specialist?

Girona 4 - 2 Real Madrid Girona 3 - 2 Blackburn Rovers Rovers = better than Real Madrid

Which is probably the best place for him for English football, imagine being able to train/improve alongside the likes of Kroos, Modric, Valverde... fingers crossed it works out

Whilst I'm a fan of not everything JDT (although most), who on Earth would we replace him with? Inevitably we'll get slaphead noname with no ambition - with no funds and poor back team management in recent times, we're not an attractive prospect for an incoming manager

😂😂 Might have to steal that description for use next time I'm in the pub.