Sw: We look in real danger of going up to the premiership the way we are going!
Pasha: Madam will be furious, they’ll then be forced to spend money on players and increase the wage bill considerably. This simply will not do.
Sw: Well we have done our best to try and scupper the chances by manipulating JE’s departure, but that bas***d Lowe has them playing even better.
Pasha: I blame the team spirit, what can we do?
Sw: Well I think that we should employ a manager who doesn’t like to play good football and is a complete bast**d to his players, that way we totally destroy the team spirit. We then should be safely in 11th place by Easter at the latest. But who should we get?
Ruddy: I know just the fella, here hold my pint. (On telephone) “hi Aitor how are you doing mate, up to anything at the moment? No, excellent, I’ve got excellent news for you, meet me at the Savoy as soon as you arrive in London.
Sw: Well that’s a job done, looks like our fat bonuses are in the bag!
Pasha: Well that was a close call, we can’t allow it to get this close again. Start working on plans to piss Karanka off so that he walks in the summer.
All: Agreed