The theme tune to Rhubarb and Custard.

Blackburn End. Just to the right of the goal and six rows from the back, just down from Alan75 and in front of Capt Kayos.

Grabbi is at Genoa in Serie C/1A according to wikipedia, or he was last season apparently. That site reckons they got promoted to Serie B though although he was thinking of retiring due to his "physical condition" (the mind boggles, he's not lost his pace has he?) However, looking at his record at Lucchese it's easy to see why we paid all that money for him!

Because he's not good enough.

Foo Fighters & Lemmy - Live at Hyde Park. Nice.... For best results turn it right up

And I'll tell you now for nothing, this motherhood thing is bloody hard work, I haven't stopped. I don't know where the day goes. I'll be having a go but nearer the time, need to wait for more transfers to go through yet, assess the merits of each squad, the managers, which teams had players at the world cup who may be overtired now, the coaching set ups, the new kits so on and so forth - then I'll just have a wild guess.

Thanks for the reply Lee. I'm going to be making a sandwich board a little later this afternoon that says "Bring Back The Mini Kit Thingy's For The Car" and will be marching up and down protesting outside SportsWorld / The Blackburn End from 9.00am tomorrow morning until I get some sensible answers from either Chairman Williams or Mr Anonymous SportWorld Inc. - whoever is the more important. I shall continue protesting until the start of the new season or until the Bet24 logo falls off my new away shirt - whichever is sooner. I bet Lancashire United would have mini kits. Not that I'd buy theirs.

Is that because there is very little choice of merchandise or that the merchandise costs very little? I'd buy those little mini kit things for the car at £3.50 a shot if that's any help? Will they be selling them again this season Lee? Or is it too much hassle for Sportsworld?* As for Nike and Stanley. Nike supply their kit as the shirts are sold all over the world. Well as far as Darwen anyway, I've seen one over there. (* I fully appreciate that this has absolutely nowt to do with you Lee )

For what it's worth I have... The Beatles - Sgt Peppers - 1967 The Clash - London Calling - 1979 Stone Roses - Stone Roses - 1989 Black Sabbath - Black Sabbath - 1970 The Ramones - The Ramones - 1976 Massive Attack - Blue Lines - 1991 Radiohead - The Bends - 1995 Primal Scream - Screamadelica - 1991 Nirvana - Nevermind - 1991 The Strokes - Is This It? - 2001 De La Soul - 3Ft High & Rising - 1989 Reminded me that I need to sort my life out and get The Stooges Raw Power.

Missed that one Paul. So that's three memorable moments for you, one of which didn't happen! It wasn't a classic World Cup, some good play but all in all it'll probably be remembered for the various acts of "simulation" and ZZ sticking the nut in. Oh and England underperforming yet again which was mainly down to the fraud that was Sven.

Accy have Nike? Aye alright, I believe you. I suppose they sell those mini kit things for the car as well? What about adidias? Made just down the road in Stockport, surely it's only a matter of time before we're selling Rovers adidas replica kits in the Ticket Office? And why oh why oh why oh why oh why oh why oh why oh why don't the club produce a DVD? - maybe a Series Review (rather than a psychological thriller or a film about gay cowboys) - they could sell it in the Blues Bar.

Same here SAS. Dan must think that Dunny designed it or something.

You're quite right, Kuqi equalised with a 25 yard screamer, I remember now. I still think that Roberts is a good signing though.

It’s a good job you’re in Australia SAR otherwise we’d have to have a kick about. I’d turn you inside out that often you’d end up with twisted blood. Well maybe not. Anyway as for lacing your boots, I bet you don’t even wear boots, probably ‘pumps’ or ballet shoes. You big girl.

July 2006 - "Good afternoon everyone, we've just signed Craig Bellamy, we got him on the cheap. However we'd just like to take this opportunity to point out that if he plays a blinder this season a Champions League club can buy him for a paltry £6 million quid. We're not happy about it but his agent insisted on the clause. We just thought we'd better bring it to your attention." Happier now Blueboy? You missed out James Beattie, joey_big_nose and USABlue. Other than that I can't think of any others. Jim Bowen? (probably too old now, he's catching Tugay up) I hope you asked him how many of their prolific strikers scored 14 goals last season? Still so long as he's happy. There's a lot to look forward to in the Championship. (try and keep a straight face here) For what it's worth I'm very happy with the signing. As others have said he caused us and others problems last season. Thought he looked strong and held the ball up well. He scored the equaliser for the piemen against us back in April.

I doubt Ronaldo has any. BTW your contribution to this thread has done my blood pressure no good whatsover.

Just Ibrahimović who can leave to a club in the North West of England who play in Blue and White halves for a steak pie, a packet of polo mints and a 12 hour old kebab. It just needs Hughesy to "test the water" now.

My Grandad used to race greyhounds as well. It was hopeless, they'd win everytime, they were just too quick for him. Mind you he was 78.

Well said Eddie. That's more or less what I was going to type.

I read about it a while ago - this is the gist of it. - it's a Euro thing.

--> QUOTE(Ste B @ Jun 14 2006, 22:27 ) 415396[/snapback] What is a joke is that a Rovers shirt is apparently Nazi imagery, as JPW wasnt allowed into the Aus v Japan game with it. That's the Lonsdale logo Ste. I kid you not.

It’s not all it’s hyped up to be. The Welsh, admittedly not all of them, install 3.0 litre Cosworth racing engines in giant daffodils and race them around the streets of various Welsh back water towns. It’s never well advertised as invariably the daffs and taffs collapse half way round the first lap and the whole thing ends in disaster. It looks good on paper but in reality is a great big bag of @#/?.

It's a funny place to go on honeymoon but so long as he doesn't go to Liverpool he can do what he likes as far as I'm concerned.

He's at it again. Something needs to be done. Not only this but he was also a complete idiot on They Think It's All Over last night. Thick as two short planks.