I'd have a look if I were you Rev, these Utd kids look flamin' good. Celtic's first team appear pedestrian in comparison.

Starved of footy on the box I noticed in the paper "Channel 5 - ManUtd vs Celtic". Just switched it on and Ferguson's taken the reserves.

Best intro to a song ever ? No Contest

Group Hug ?

Honestly Abbs, don't be so uneducated. It's the story of a group of soulless machines, finding their way through friendship and loyalty, and learning to survive in a far off desert environment. It's obviously an allegory of the war in Iraq. Then again it could just be the latest top animation from Pixar, jokes aimed at all ages and some cracking songs to boot, a treat for all the family.

Checked shirt ?

Hardly offensive, just thought you were Smithy's brother for a minute Alan bottom left ?

Aw good grief. In depth analysis and match summary for a friendly agains Accy ?

Thank god for the air conditioned office.

Funnily enough, that's the only one I could come up with. The yanks entering into unwelcome territory with self assured superiority, only to get tw@tted by the locals. But at the risk of appearing uneducated ...... Okaaayyy I actually prefer Superman to Pirates. I also read somewhere that Routh was paid a pittance for the role ($200K)? and through bad management had to hand most of that back. The other stars were paid ten times as much, but I'm pretty sure he'll get a decent fee for the next one.

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interesting pics there dillo. The top one quite poignant, beautiful old victorian establishment closed to ship everyone up to the workhouse on the hill. Not enough nurses, and have just commisioned a new uniform design for every member of staff, cost a few unnecessary bob that will. The second pic, were you up on the bridge you cheeky monkey ?

For a long time now, Kermode's reviews have been compulsive listening in the scouse citroen, when he used to be on Mayo's morning show on 1 on a thursday morning, latterly on 5 live. I say 'have been', as he came out with some crap on Friday; the suggestion that with 'Superman Returns' there is an undertow with the american public that following the 9/11 and the release of United 93, they are surreptitiously looking for a hero to save the day in this current climate of terrorism. What complete and utter horsesh1t. It's a blast as a big budget flick, with great special effects and a lovely shiver of nostalgia as you remember the earlier episodes.

You've posted some crap on here but now you've surpassed yourself. Oh behave, it's only a mickey take.

Just noticed he is.... Keith Richards in 'Worlds End'. Should be a laugh !

Who ? Mark or Phil ? Pretty good film, accept it for what it is. Didn't like the fighting on the wheel, and that silly accent on the black witch doctor type bird. Don - is Keith Richard really in the third? (Third's already been filmed) or are you pulling my plonker ?

Thuggish behaviour indeed. Here's a cloth mate, wipe that egg off your face

Eh ? Don ? The thought of hundreds of thousands of whingeing frenchmen Eat my Gaul !

Therein lies the 'problem'. It's the level of aggression, the desperation to compete and for those to work as hard around him that lifts the rest of the squad. All of the so-called 'pundits' commented on the increase on workrate when he entered the fray, and how dissapointed he was to have been substituted. Rooney later admitted he shouldn't have been throwing his boots around the place, but was frustrated at the lack of effort from the team. OK so he's a rough diamond, but in that tussle with Portugese poofters he could have gone down at least three times, but tried to stay on his feet. Contrast that with the game last night, more gay diving.

Oh for goodness sake, do you ever stop? Exactly Abs. Might nip into the Walmsley later, buy you a Guinness.

All the proof you need that Rooney was wound up by the little rapist. The head butt, squealing to the ref........... even Shearer wants Rooney to nut Ronaldo when they get back to training. ** Takes deep breath ** I agree with Jim ** Exhales ** Before I'm accused of Scouse bias, Stevie's penalty was @#/?.

You suggesting I'm biased ? Shame on you There's a clause in his appointment at Ewood that apparently swung the deal. John Williams has agreed to pay to have Franny's ears pinned back so he can run faster.

He's here on a free, obviously bigger signings will follow. We're ready to stick the boot in before he's even pulled on the shirt. Hughes has already shown he can get the best out players, even one that Wenger thought was worth £10m a while back. If he turns out to be @#/?, have a go then, right now - leave him alone.