I use Azureus, java based platform ? Open up your firewall (I use Kerio) and adjust the packet filter to let everything through from Azureus. Choose a torrent that is well seeded and away you go. Typically they drop at between 40 and 50 a second, but I've had over 100 on many occasions. Downloaded an album recently that dropped faster than Fergie's guts after MGP's second went in.

I've got it, quality's pretty good.

Downloading it now, one for the dvd player I think !

Had a lovely dream last night. My little club, purveyors of 4-5-1 and boring football, 'guests' in the premiership following the heavy spending of a doting millionaire, were offered the chance to play the biggest club in the world. The biggest club in the world, managed by Satan, with fans all over the known world, even Manchester - England, agreed to the game and the stage was set. Out they came that Saturday afternoon, clad in blue and white, blinking in the bright sunshine and 70,000 strong din of a prawn fuelled mob. Lovely things dreams. In them you can experience your team playing attacking football. Players with pace pride and aggression. You can experience a free a low, curving free kick beating all the defenders and dropping into the far corner. You can experience so called superstars failing to hit the target again, and again, and again. You can experience so called superstars throwing themselves to the floor in a vain attempt to win penalties, the ref ignoring them again and again. In dreams your team won't give up even when the evil empire equalise. Your team then score the winner, almost breaking the back of the net, and silencing the barbarian hoard. As if this was too fanciful an image, the devil himself turns into some jovial smiling little scotsman, telling the reporters that your team played well and had more chances than his team. Bought the paper later and sank to my knees... Christ.. it really happened.

Beautiful.

Charming. If you posted in english it would be easier to understand. Speaking of which, it's 'you' and 'knob'.

When was Owen ever arrogant ? Always struck me as pretty unassuming.

Agreed. Lancashire lightning, Kent Spitfires, Yorkshire Tykes, Scottish saltires, and my 'favourite' Northamptonshire Steelbacks. "Offence... Offence ... Deefence... Deefence - time out !" The new ad for bottled water, sorry Budweiser, is spot on. Where they agree not get involved in Footy. 'Nottinghamshire Outlaws' FFS.

Pint of Boddingtons

Two nil and we're up to 7th. Come on you Welsh Men !

Bry, my favourite courtesy of vic and bob "You know when you drink a can of beer, say BEER CAN Sounds like a west indian saying bacon !

That's the 400 gone then.

Black Toyota Salesman ?

Face it mate, that little urn of dust is on it's way back to Blighty!

Down under to you, will be here then Dave ?

Bloody Hell ! Started a thread without even knowing it ! Come on, would I have spelt 'field' incorrectly ?

Nonsense, the FA preside over the richest league in the world. It's damage limitation now, get rid. What formation was that ? The Great Bear? The Blancmange? Suited Beckham but noone else. Rooney on the left, no wonder he started to lose it. Sack the turnip immediately.

England supporters chanting "what a load of rubbish" and hardly surprising. Goodbye Sven and take your ill gotten gains with you, faria alam and that horse Nancy.

Students Providing for your family is excused, human nature. How you feed your kids on trainers, baseball shirts and toasters mystifies me. No it doesn't, scum.

Don't worry mate. Got it on good authority that a field mouse has bigger tackle, Ste told me.

On what? Dyslexia?

Agreed, Sven is a joke. Multi million pound 'stars' out there in the England shirt playing like Burnley's reserves. World Cup ? You're having a laugh.

Take no notice Alan. Looks like someone accidentally switched off the chav firewall and a few slipped in. Hey but wot the ell eh? lol lol

Have to be on his side, he's a big 'un Keep up the good work Tris

I avoided posting during the slanging match earlier, even though Chesh did go fishing a few times. For goodness sake, you've highlighted and enlarged your signature, even though you've spelt it wrong. No need to accuse you of being a titt, your posts do it for you. err lol