Reminds me of when you got banned mate "People simply disappeared, always during the night. Your name was removed from the registers, every record of everything you had ever done was wiped out, your one-time existence was denied and then forgotten. You were abolished, annihilated: vaporized was the usual word."

3 gone ! good prediction Chesh

Ponting Gone !

See Page 24, try and keep up !

Bolton winning one nil.

Apologies if this has already been posted. Enjoy yourself Chesh , apologies Don. "Take that you convict"

Peculiar, smug replies from someone with such poor grammar and bad spelling. Over inflated and leaking hot air... or is that a sh1t lilo ?

Was his mother in law sat in the JW ?

You haven't seen the goal then.

No wonder the gates are down, Tugay scores and tells the crowd to F**k Off !

Working fine here.

Hainesey - you're a star. Downloaded that file in around 9 seconds, Tugay's volley.... bloody hell !

Opinions on this board lurch harder than Madonna's horse. We play one game, mice are throwing themselves on the traps, going down, Vinjay's egging the Walker mansion, Hughes out. We play two games and we're talking about europe. Does me 'ead in

Agree Bry, only Fulham and all that. But if our goals are as exciting as everybody says, should make some spectacular viewing later.

Because the mighty toon couldn't even get one over on ten men West Ham.

HDTV will only look good the day you get it, after which that picture definition will become the norm to you. The Boss bought me a Sony 27" LCD Wega thingy a while back as a sort of 'thank you'. Gobsmacked when I first got it, but now it's just my telly.

When I saw you'd posted I thought you were going to suggest they wheel jack out and stand his coffin in the goalmouth. If the ball bounced off the casket and went in, at least it would have shown commitment from one of the family.

Prefer your version of PR to the Lib Phlegms. Theno. Why should brain dead, dole scrounging, 'world owes me a living' chavs expect equal voting rights to working tax payers ? When are you running ?

ITN have just released pictures which show him wearing a thin denim jacket, and have CCTV pictures proving he didn't vault the barriers. Heightened security and only the day after the atrocities, but even still, the Met are up to their eyes on this one.

Won't be long now, England 2-1 up with two to go.

Season starts next week, screw it. Drinking in Darwen tonight, should be interesting.

And you were right to do so. For a ginger mingher he's a funny bloke.

If ever there was a reason to get you reinstated it's a post like that one. First time I've laughed out loud reading this board in a while. Not having a pop at you Glenn, but bubble wrap in the middle of a period

That's that then