Tom

It’s all very predictable; sign a ‘back up’ right back, leak that we are close to agreeing terms with out first choice one then: who would have thunk it?

Up to £1m for JRC - hellfire! Are they paying by the letter?

Would have been 1st July I presume like other contracts

Can’t find much about Odogun but he was listed as a scholar on the news article a month or so back

Decent, like others said it’s a nice Plymouth shirt

News from Portugal that the Liverpool player had been killed in a car crash at just 28 years old and 2 weeks after his wedding Just awful, horrible news

I won’t post it here for reasons of decorum and taste but I wonder what the Dingles fans feel about their kit. Hardly any blue and no claret either, closer to purple.

One thing I’ll say about Weimann is that Goal he scored at Turf Moor was a special one, shame it wasn’t in a victory but an absolute belter

Batth is a good signing for Derby, Weimann a handy back up but not too sad about that one. I think as a Derby fan though you’d want to see a little creativity from the manager especially if he brings Sanderson in.

Open trial for new head coach, salary not included but we do include a discount bus pass and a training top

Probably built up some Avios points from Suhail’s trips back and forward to India and converting to Nectar points to try and fund this one

Nice of Derby to wait for us to get some signings in to announce it then!

An average player these days but I’m not too concerned in isolation, it was always going to happen at some point. The worry is what it’s a sign of

How can we justify a Head of Women’s Football when the team aren’t pro?

I’d definitely take Ant-Man, maybe Hulk can be brought out of retirement as well

Dammit I was preparing for my second calendar appearance after I represented the forum as Mr Testicles that one time

I still randomly expect Pears to move over to the MLS at some stage, I think his Mrs is from that side of the pond

Definitely a Rangers fan on his stag do I would say

Maybe at 10?

More like the guy in the bobble hat ‘Int Rovers brilliant, blue and white kit, brilliant, no contracts, brilliant, expensive season tickets, brilliant!’

Seems like it’s a crowd pleaser, the beauty of our kit is it’s hard to actually mess it up although we’ve managed it a few times in the past. I wonder what the worst selling kit of recent times has been, the light blue Zebra one wasn’t great but different enough to appeal to some I bet edit my least favourite of recent years was 2 years ago with the weird light blue collar and totally shit sponsor

Wonder how it leaked in the way it did, surely we have a ‘head of making sure kits don’t leak ahead of very important season ticket holder events’ on the books

It’s ok, average, nothing special. Not great; not terrible. I’d rate it at 3.6 roentgen

Not sure I’d give Ian another 2 years, what if his fantastic hairline starts to go after 1?

Seriously grim stuff