You missed out selling the ground. It's only a question of time before that, like most so called conspiracy theories, becomes a reality.

There were a load of clowns on FB celebrating the 'successful window' showing slips for a top 6 finish at 66/1 with loads of other amoebas congratulating them on a great value bet. That's the level of intelligence we're dealing with.

Sorry to hear that Mike, horrible times losing a pet. Just been reading a thread on FB you and 'anonymous member' have been contributing on laying the slap on the pro Venky clowns with reasoned posts that have dumbfounded the majority, the rest just turn to abuse as a coping mechanism. Well done for that and it's heartening to read some on there actually do get it. Small steps and all that but I feel a shift in opinion is imminent.

Aye. It's the Simon Grayson/David Dunn dream team.

Dunno Simon, the FB crew would give him a ticker tape welcome

Heard the egg made late calls to Keith Houchen's agent and tried to exhume Cyrille Regis all to no avail.

Nah mate, it's the 'Brentford model'. Apparently.

They aren't Rovers fans those clowns, they are as much a part of the problem as the shithouses who own us.

If it costs these bastards 20 million a quid a year in running costs would selling the club not save them that amount every year? Seems a no brainer to me.

And shit.

I promised myself I would only post my feelings on the transfer window after it closed but the clowns down there are making it really difficult..... And wtf are all these loans? Either we've got a recruitment team who can hang their hats on quality of signings based on their so-called skills or they are not worth employing.

Oh I bet there's one particular person on here who does

Brilliant. Take a bow son.

Think you have spelt the last one wrong. Swap the 'N' for 'Sh' and you're bang on.

That's slightly unfair as he does have the Brighton lads on speed dial.

Yep. Selling players to keep the lights on is where we're at now. I went to watch Back to the Future the musical in London last night which is ironic as it's taken our owners only 13 years to take us all back to 1981.

Paul Caddis's Hereford in the NLN play off positions and on the shortlist for the Swindon job.

One things for sure, we'd have had a damn sight more chance last summer than what he's worth now. And was Telalovic free? I daresay Ennis got a sweetener in his deal as would Siggy and Tronstad. For the sake of a million quid on a 'project' signing I'm sure something could've been done.

I bet we could have before Plymouth bought him in the summer yet we went for the unfit fat boy he replaced instead. 'Chaddy mode on' and yes I did suggest him at the time....

You da man Codger! Love your prose mate, I assume you are under a new moniker, what were you previously known as?

Agreed. But they reflect worse on the 'set piece coach'

Sorry mate, these stats are irrelevant when you compare them with Kaminski saying he was a great bloke. Benson and Pongo Lowe, the Morecambe and Wise of football coaching.

It's a poor do when your recruitment strategy starts and ends with the Brighton loan manager's number

I'm sure Waggott said the egg didn't fancy Szmodics?

There needs to be more of a spotlight on this so called DoF and his recruitment. If he didn't really want Szmodics last year then what are his successes? The 2 he has brought in so far this transfer window look unimpressive so far and, added to the shambolic summer recruitment, his overall performance on that front is pretty dire. JDT is hardly covering himself in glory but the tools at his disposal (and I use that word deliberately) are hardly helping. It's about time the mute bald headed shithouse found his voice and communicated the plan, if there is one.