Surely there isn’t a rule to say you have to do it? Even if there is, take the punishment from the EFL and the plaudits from the fans.

They could just refuse to do it

Deep Purple - Smoke On The Water

A lovely gesture and a very welcome change to the sort of things which usually get thrown onto pitches: https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/64782551

Both 😀

This is the prize, I’m sorry but one of your fingers will have to get cold…

He sounds like a P.G. Wodehouse character

Woah Woah Woah - you may be the better club for now but you’ll never be as big as us 😀

Thank you - I’ll give it a go at some point!

I see what you did there 😁

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Nicely poised - a couple of quick wickets would be good though

Absolutely, it was more a comment on how they used to view the competition rather than how they view it now.

Have Man United always celebrated winning the league cup this much?

I’d go for that, buy ten for £75 then flog the spare nine at a tenner a piece 😁 Joking aside, I do think that’s a good idea - which is why they won’t do it.

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George Harrison - Got My Mind Set On You

If we don’t improve the squad in the closed season we’d have to wait until January to do so - and by then it might well be too late. But like you say, we need to get there first before we start to ‘worry’ about that😀

I’m glad it was you because I thought it might have been me 😁

Which of our current squad do you think are good enough for the premier league?

Six points from the (last) two games he’s missed?

Sounds virtually the same as I’d be looking to do

Prince - Purple Rain (How do I add videos?)

Another idea - how about a season ticket holder can buy a discounted match ticket for a friend? They could decide whether to ‘split’ that discount between them. These might be rubbish ideas but I’m sure I’m thinking about it more than Waggott does 😁