Don' get me going on that one. I had to go into Blackburn Town Hall once to ask them what the problem was that they were having with pirates. They looked at me as though I had just arrived from Mars. "Your flying a sign of distress", I said. The Union Flag on top of the Town hall is upside down !

The situation can only get worse with the number of foreign premier league managers who don’t give a toss for England.

Like Dab and Scallop. Both a type of fish? Or are they?

Tony Bennett - I Left My Heart In San Francisco.

Nah, Tea Cakes have currents in ‘em. 😊

John Lennon - Woman

A very good friend of mine was a baker in Ozzy for years and we had many an argument. He always called the muffins.

The best Sarsaparilla was from Walsh’s in the indoor market.

If India don’t want to go to Pakistan then fine. Chuck ‘em out . And Richard Gould of the EWCB is a wimp and an arse licker. He should resign.

I think UD lives in NZ. They don’t have shackle marks there.

Booing Denis Law as he was subbed. The shallow mean faced bastards

Barca battering Real. It should be 0-4 but Lewandowski scored 2 but missed 2 sitters.

3-1 now but yes your right. That shows where our true position is.

I have just watched this covering the day of Jacks passing and the promotion to the Prem and 10 years of staying there. It was enough to bring a tear to the eye, and is a testament to how much we have been robbed since. I was so mad at the end I'm going to have a few stiff drams to calm myself. RIP Uncle Jack. Venkys Out

So what do they call em in Ozzy? (Not Aussie)