Sarah Mclachlin. Have all her albums but been listening to Afterglow recently.

Is that End of the Line? I can't seem to do it. - It's so friggin long!!! Get in the house with the SWAT, then all the way up, then kill him, then all the way out (burning your butt off along the process), then chase the truck, then shoot away at random people and police (at which point my car's health goes down and out everytime). Why is this mission so long?

Stats backing up what I said on the previous page. They did the double over us in 02/3 and we did the same last season. Omens...

Love to - shall we say a tenner? Was thinking a little more than a tenner. £50? Could I simply say that Ossydave's location is "Not Given"?

Can I suggest an even better itenary? 12:30pm drive to Blackburn giving 3 of your mates (all everton season ticket holders) a lift charging them a fiver in the process 1:15pm drive to burnley and accidentally run over uncle (Burnley season ticket holder) 2:00pm arrive at ewood 3:00pm 90 minutes of sheer unprecedented hell 4:45pm Humilation for many days to come 4:50pm Contemplation of relegation 4:55pm Contemplation of suicide 5:00pm Realisation that death is infinitely better than following the Rovers down the pan/up the creek ---------------------------------------------- I am in a similar situation regarding the income of taunts from evertonian buddies after the gloating I undertook last year. In the all time meetings between Blackburn and Everton, we were one ahead on wins in 2001/2, then one behind after they did the double over us in 2002/3 (but who was laughing final day of the season?) and now one ahead after doing the double over them in 2003/4. So this match could nullify that lead. This match will nullify that lead. We will lose. Can't get any simpler. A draw? Not even luck will help us to that...

Lady Luck can try all she wants for us - we will lose this one. A very miserable 3-0 defeat with bent boy and ex-rover captain scoring and "meet me in the alleyway and you're dead" Graveson on the scoresheet.

Oh oh Handbags!!

I think it's got to the point where we already have to start looking elsewhere for results to keep us in the premiership. It's just December and every week I look out for results involving lower teams. I'm beginning to feel our destiny is not in the hands of those footballers who play for Blackburn Rovers. 6 wins in the last 30 home games? Seriously??

Try whatever you want. We will lose. Plain simple.

I don't think it's been mentioned but shouldn't Atouba have received a straight red for what he did to Dickov? Maybe Bothroyd should follow his Atouba's example and the next time he wants to kick someone, do it discreetly. Had Spurs been down to 10 men, there may have been more space for Gallagher who I have to say cannot cut it at this level judging by that game. Moments when most players in the prem would have crossed, he took his time to compose himself on the ball and the moment was gone. How many times was he dispossessed? Monday morning blues.

Well, I found it in San Andreas last night.

Lots of people seem to be struggling with girlfriends not being there, some sites advise a complete change of clothes, but I've got a feeling its more to do with you becoming too fat/skinny/muscley/wimpy that you GF is so embarased she hides when you come around. I don't think it's that. I've no fat and my muscle is 100%. I changed clothes so that my sex appeal is about 75%. And she's still not there. Maybe an afro? I think I'm going to ask my (real) girlfriend to sit down in front of the television and tell me what's wrong with CJ. It's the only way I'll find out. also what's the point of 24-7 stores? Can you only buy drinks and play video games in there...?

I haven't played the game in a while now but I wanted to ask - how do you make progress with Denise? Everytime I turn up at her house at 20:00 she's not there. Everytime! And the bar keeps reminding me that my progress is going down with her. I used to take her to bars in the city but that wouldn't really push up the progress...?

I just hope we continue to display our never-say-die attitude. Go for a 1-1 draw with greedy "give me more money even though I've just signed a new 5 year deal" defoe and greedy "that's my goal Dickov I don't care how hard you worked to create it" Gallagher on the scoresheet.

Duff used to run right through mid-fielders and defenders alike and then slot the ball home at the near or far post (i think his goal vs ipswich is my favourite). I liked the way Wilcox played as well weaving in and out of the left side before putting in a good low cross. Too young to recognise a few of the others so the irishman gets it.

Fear not. Glenn was last seen in Asda, singing "One step forward, two steps back" to himself over and over again.

Shoot the drummer.

Testing to see if I can post pictures.

De Pedro's lawyers have just announced initiating court proceedings for slander. I said nothing.

Matt Jansen: I've told matty he can skateboard as long as he wears a proper helmut Brad Friedal: Brad says hi from the USA to all the Rovers fans here in England. He's asking how his twin brother is doing in goal for us this season. I'm not quite sure how to reply. Andy Todd: Caught him burning another picture of Graeme Souness. Told him not to destroy the envirnoment. Brett Emerton: Drove to Ewood today but was well late despite taking the shortcut I told him about. Told me he couldn't take the corners on the route particularly well. Tugay: He's been seen talking to his imaginary friend again. I think they're getting on quite fine. I might pick the two of them in my starting line up against Fulham. Parkes: Gave the janitor man a mop as the mess in the toilets still wasn't cleaned up. He claimed to be the assisstant coach last week!! Think the old man's been on whiskey again although looking at the Blackburn Pay-Roll, he does appear to be a very expensive cleaner. Might have to get rid of his services soon. Dickov: Seems particularly annoyed that Gallagher stole the goal he worked hard for against brum. Oh well.

You obviously haven't tried to push in the queue for the post office on a thursday morning.

It isn't necessary but it's amusing to read on a Friday morning. Keep it up folks!

US attitude spot on

Well, it is a town called "blackburn"... ...what do black people expect...?

But before you put him in Burnley, force him to undergo plastic surgery to change his skin colour to black. Maybe then he'll realise what he's doing.