[Archived] Steve Kean Thread (Poll reset after Stoke game)

[Stuart]

Halloween suits this. Kean is like that character that just won't die!

Oh my God! They killed Keany.

When Samba goes to Spurs in January, they will be able to chuck money at silly players---AGAIN. Without actually dipping into their pockets of course!

Then the new players will need time to settle in!

"Judge us after Easter!"

That's not the worst part. The worst part is people will buy it!

[Mattyblue]

Easter? More like 'let them bed in, we won't see the best of them till next season'

[perthblue02]

if the mirror story is to be believed, Kean must have a death wish

[47er]

Easter? More like 'let them bed in, we won't see the best of them till next season'

...............when "they will set the Championship alight."

[Clitherover]

http://www.mirrorfootball.co.uk/news/Blackburn-Steve-Kean-plans-to-buy-house-after-renting-a-clear-sign-his-job-remains-safe-article825231.html

please help us.

Kean, who currently rents a ­property near ­the Lancashire town, is looking to find somewhere close to both Rovers' Ewood Park stadium and their training ground.

He best stay away from the Ribble Valley or there'll be a few dozen extra eggs on my shopping lists in future.

[Ralfinho]

Kean, who currently rents a ­property near ­the Lancashire town, is looking to find somewhere close to both Rovers' Ewood Park stadium and their training ground.

He best stay away from the Ribble Valley or there'll be a few dozen extra eggs on my shopping lists in future.

He is already renting in Whalley, not far from my Mrs works. He was out drinking in Clitheroe last Thursday night. I was tempted to go over and give him loads of abuse

[Majiball]

He is already renting in Whalley, not far from my Mrs works. He was out drinking in Clitheroe last Thursday night. I was tempted to go over and give him loads of abuse

Has anyone thought about doing an impromptu civilised sit-down with Kean on one of his drinking sessions.

[Clitherover]

He is already renting in Whalley, not far from my Mrs works. He was out drinking in Clitheroe last Thursday night. I was tempted to go over and give him loads of abuse

I heard he was renting near Padiham from someone, didn't know it was Whalley.

Should have slapped his bald head, I'd be half tempted to.

[ABBEY]

I would not or could not have kept my mouth shut.

[forumquizmaster]

He is already renting in Whalley, not far from my Mrs works. He was out drinking in Clitheroe last Thursday night. I was tempted to go over and give him loads of abuse

To be fair, on the occasions when people have come up to me in a social situation and tried to have a go at me about my job, they've been sent away with a flea in their ear. A civilised discussion, fair enough, but I doubt you'd be able to have one with him where there's booze present.

[broadsword]

Skip the discussion and just lay him out.

[Ste B]

I heard he was renting near Padiham from someone, didn't know it was Whalley.

Should have slapped his bald head, I'd be half tempted to.

Classy, very classy.

[rebelmswar]

Skip the discussion and just lay him out.

Woebetide Kean if I ever see him within engagement distance.

I have always wanted to say woebetide, probably spelt it wrong.

[Sparky Marky]

Id kuck his arsenal if i saw hi m out in the boozer...wait outside and jump the knob.

[T4E]

Classy, very classy.

Trust you to stick up for fat balding people called Steve.

[philipl]

544-22.

So your 1% figure Steve is based on what exactly?

[K-Hod]

I imagine his bad mathematical ability Philip

[Andy]

As in:

2 x whiskeys + 3 x bottles of lager + 1 x large glass of wine = one bottle of Bud, M'lord?

[Steve Moss]

Woebetide Kean if I ever see him within engagement distance.

I have always wanted to say woebetide, probably spelt it wrong.

Engagement distance? Will you be proposing to the man?

It would be delightful reading Nicko's article on Kean eloping to Massachusetts, followed by a West Virginia hunting/rafting honeymoon which unfortunately ends in tragedy due to an excess of moonshine, banjos, simulated porcine sexual behavior and a stray arrow.

Trust you to stick up for fat balding people called Steve.

I actually think he's sticking up for law and order, not Kean. There is a difference.

And for the record I'm in reasonable physical condition with a full set of hair.

[Plastic Head]

He obviously likes the sauce to say the least.

Maybe he has the beer goggles on when he's watching the match.

Has Gerald Jackson still got his pony tail?...he better watch out is Steve's had a few on match day.

Speaking of which, perhaps he would like to pop into Uncle Jacks for a few swift ones about 1 o'clock on Saturday?

I'm sure he would be given a warm welcome by the 99% of us who love him to bits eh?

[yoda]

He obviously likes the sauce to say the least.

Maybe he has the beer goggles on when he's watching the match.

Has Gerald Jackson still got his pony tail?...he better watch out is Steve's had a few on match day.

Speaking of which, perhaps he would like to pop into Uncle Jacks for a few swift ones about 1 o'clock on Saturday?

I'm sure he would be given a warm welcome by the 99% of us who love him to bits eh?

Lets ask glenn to invite him and meet his people, you know Kean, the 99% that support you, what have you got to lose?

[Manxmole]

@ManxMole

Hey guys i put a joke on sickipedia earlier about Steve kean would appriate it you you guys could vote it up try get it to the front page for people to see

http://www.sickipedia.org/joke/1132219

Thanks ManxMole

[Clitherover]

Classy, very classy.

It was a joke mate.

Don't take everything you read on forums seriously.

[onlyonejackwalker]

28 points from 31 games and the 93 available. No clean sheets for 18 matches. 6 points from 10 games this year after waxing millions buying his own distinctly average players. Draws only against two newly promoted teams and a loss to a last day survivor last time round. Soon to be 6 points from 11 games and 19 matches without a clean sheet after the Chelsea game.

Remove Kean after Chelsea. 5 winnable games to come. Do not let Kean get his cutsomary 3-5 points from these matches. It will be too hard to rescue things if we have played 16 and have circa 11 points only with Liverpool and United to come at home and United, City, Spurs, Liverpool, Chelsea and Arsenal to battle away.

If we were to lose the matches shown above, then at this moment we would have 6 points from 18 matches and need 34 points from the 20 games left. 10 wins and 4 draws from 20 matches, or if you prefer 8 wins and 10 draws?

There is absolutely no time to waste.

[LeftWinger]

Kean has managed 5 clean sheets in 31 games as Rovers manager.

Allardyce had managed 6 clean sheets after 8 games.