[Archived] Scott Dann is out for six weeks with a ruptured testicle

[T4E]

According to SSN.....

Sounds like bloody b*llocks to me.

[Clitherover]

I agree.

What a load of balls.

[Mattyblue]

Another balls up.

[bennyboyt11]

Aside from the puns, this isn't news we need right now.

That's our first choice back four out now isn't it?

[T4E]

No wonder Kean didn't want to talk about the sack.

[Majiball]

So Samba and Hanley to start at Bolton, great we'll be bottom for Christmas now.

[bestierover]

Well, Kean maybe has a grip after all!

[Tom]

This is really going to be a testeing time for us.

I'm glad there is no longer a minus button

[Stuart]

This is really going to be a testeing time for us.

I'm glad there is no longer a minus button

I was thinking the opposite. It should be brought back just so I can +1 T4E's second effort then it can be removed again!

[booth]

Well we've heard some absolute b*llocks this year, so this is quite apt at the end of it.

[davulsukur]

Well, Kean maybe has a grip after all!

A Vulcan deathgrip by the sound of it.

[martonrover]

Surely the whole squad has a ruptured testicle? He's called Steve Kean

[bestierover]

A Vulcan deathgrip by the sound of it.

Spock, wherefore art though?

[promoted2001]

Jokes aside - that sounds awful. Get well soon!

[Guest Rovers4Good]

He must have done it after the game and no wonder Kean was walking funny when he left the ground

[ada2020]

He busted a ball for rovers.

[bazza]

So Samba and Hanley to start at Bolton, great we'll be bottom for Christmas now.

If Samba and Hanley go to Bolton for the game we'll be starting at Ewood with no centre backs.

But, joking apart, this is very bad news. We only have Samba and Hanley. If one of those gets injured who takes their place?

Nzonzi is no good there. Petrovic? He's untried there.

Time to bring home Keith Andrews who is needed in midfield and can do a job at centre back if necessary.

Oh, but wait, the boo boys have virtually banned him from Ewood. What a pity.

You reap what you sow..........He's being chased by Everton and three other Prem clubs according to The People.

[Boner]

Any news on Nelsen?

[Stuart]

You know things are grim when people are talking about Andrews as a potential saviour.

[BiggusLaddus]

It's the same with Grella. Spending years injured or months out on loan in the lower leagues because you've been consistently poor gets your abilities magnified around here.

[RovertheHill]

Was anyone able to read about Dann's injury without crossing their legs and wincing

[roverandout]

i bet kean is laughing all the way to the (sperm) bank at the moment!!

[den]

Time to bring home Keith Andrews who is needed in midfield and can do a job at centre back if necessary.

Oh, but wait, the boo boys have virtually banned him from Ewood. What a pity.

You reap what you sow..........He's being chased by Everton and three other Prem clubs according to The People.

Those nasty boo boys working against the club eh Bazza. Let's hope Everton or one of the others chasing KA catch him. He's useless.

[Doug]

Those nasty boo boys working against the club eh Bazza. Let's hope Everton or one of the others chasing KA catch him. He's useless.

Before he went to Ipswich he was surplus, but, having seen Salgado's performance against Sunderland, I'm sure he would be handy at the moment. He would probably be more usefull than Dunn, Petrovic and Simon for that matter.

[Tom]

All joking aside I hope he recovered quickly, I imagine he will, he seems like a tough nut to crack!