Good News!

[Mike E]

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[Tyrone Shoelaces]

4 hours ago, gumboots said:

Double entendre there

I don't think it was accidental.

[Mike E]

9 hours ago, Tyrone Shoelaces said:

I don't think it was accidental.

It was, and as a big fan of I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue, I'm disappointed in myself for it!

[only2garners]

You've been thinking too much about the gorgeous Samatha Mike.

[windymiller7]

It's my birthday, the sun is shining, I'm off work 'til tuesday & there's beers chilling in the fridge!

Iirc someone else on here shares the same birthday as me. (K-hod?) So happy birthday to you also! ???

[K-Hod]

15 minutes ago, windymiller7 said:

It's my birthday, the sun is shining, I'm off work 'til tuesday & there's beers chilling in the fridge!

Iirc someone else on here shares the same birthday as me. (K-hod?) So happy birthday to you also! ???

What a good memory you’ve got, Windy!

Happy Birthday to you as well!

Yep, 36 today! Still feeling 18, apart from the day after a big session on the ale....

[Gav]

Happy Birthday to you both 

[Silas]

Happy Birthday fellas!

Hope you both have a good un.

I'll use you as today's excuse with the missus to start drinking early. 

Her - "Beer at 2pm Silas?!"

Me - "I'm celebrating the birthdays of 2 blokes from the internet I've never met before." 

Her- "?????"

[windymiller7]

8 minutes ago, Silas said:

Happy Birthday fellas!

Hope you both have a good un.

I'll use you as today's excuse with the missus to start drinking early. 

Her - "Beer at 2pm Silas?!"

Me - "I'm celebrating the birthdays of 2 blokes from the internet I've never met before." 

Her- "?????"

?. Love it!

[DeeCee]

On 07/05/2020 at 10:08, windymiller7 said:

I'd be happy with having sex 3 times in 5 years! ?

Ive had sex three times this week. My arms aching.

[arbitro]

1 hour ago, K-Hod said:

What a good memory you’ve got, Windy!

Happy Birthday to you as well!

Yep, 36 today! Still feeling 18, apart from the day after a big session on the ale....

Many happy returns to you both. 

[Gav]

The golfers (Mike E) and anglers in the Brfcs fraternity can now return to the links and river banks.

Never underestimate the importance of being outside in whatever capacity, its essential to maintain good mental wellbeing.

[Mike E]

I'm thrilled to bits! Don't think I'll risk playing with a mate just yet, but I'll ask Mrs E to caddy for me, or if she wants to learn to play herself

[JacknOry]

23 hours ago, Mike E said:

I'm thrilled to bits! Don't think I'll risk playing with a mate just yet, but I'll ask Mrs E to caddy for me, or if she wants to learn to play herself

Make sure she is well bored and she might agree.

[gumboots]

My fence paint has finally arrived! The missing 2 panels can be done

[Tyrone Shoelaces]

32 minutes ago, gumboots said:

My fence paint has finally arrived! The missing 2 panels can be done

That'll be a job for your husband then ?

[gumboots]

No, me. I always do the fences

 

[only2garners]

My tooth bridge fell out yesterday - it was a temporary fix that should have been replaced at my check-up in April which never happened. So I rang my dentist.

She said that she is not allowed to do the work right now but she could give me a kit to do it myself! She said it was easy.

So I picked up the kit this morning and it came with two bags of sterilised tools, the sort you see in the tray when you go to the dentists - somewhat alarming. My wife has just done the work after taking the precaution of watching a YouTube video.  It seems hard to find a subject you can't get a YouTube film on these days. Half an hour later and everything seems fine!

[Tyrone Shoelaces]

7 hours ago, gumboots said:

No, me. I always do the fences

 

I barred Mrs Shoelaces from touching a paint brush ever again after the first time I saw her paint. She ended up with paint all over the place. Too much on the brush.

[gumboots]

I'm brilliant at it. Do all the gloss painting in the house. Taught my husband to wallpaper too. My dad taught me. I had no brothers so did all those sort of jobs with my dad.

[RoverDom]

Gonna bar my other half from the paint brush. Spent last saturday painting the fences and I'll now have to spend this saturday cleaning paint off the path. 

[Tyrone Shoelaces]

14 hours ago, gumboots said:

I'm brilliant at it. Do all the gloss painting in the house. Taught my husband to wallpaper too. My dad taught me. I had no brothers so did all those sort of jobs with my dad.

She's barred from wall papering as well now after her last attempt. I'd gone out for the day. When I got back I saw that right in the middle of one of the chimney breast alcoves the paper butted up at the top and overlapped by an inch at the bottom !  She didn't have a clue about plumb bobs or chalk lines, she just guessed.

[gumboots]

52 minutes ago, Tyrone Shoelaces said:

She's barred from wall papering as well now after her last attempt. I'd gone out for the day. When I got back I saw that right in the middle of one of the chimney breast alcoves the paper butted up at the top and overlapped by an inch at the bottom !  She didn't have a clue about plumb bobs or chalk lines, she just guessed.

Shes obviously a very clever woman.

[oldjamfan1]

The lad that plays drums for Paul Weller - Steve Pilgrim - is also a very talented musician in his own right (guitar based folky-type stuff). He's going to play some tunes live on Facebook this Sunday night at 9pm and he's promised to dedicate a particular favourite of mine called Love On Your Side to my son, who is a doctor in the Queen Elizabeth University Hospital in Glasgow.

[Tyrone Shoelaces]

1 hour ago, gumboots said:

Shes obviously a very clever woman.

Oh she is, letters after her name as long your arm, two degrees, one Hons, NPQH, etc etc unfortunately none of them are in decorating.