Funny stuff

[oldjamfan1]

[Mike E]

One of the funniest stories I've heard in a LONG time (albeit it's actually a golden oldie):

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMNAM6At1/?k=1

[bazza]

On 04/07/2022 at 22:23, Mike E said:

One of the funniest stories I've heard in a LONG time (albeit it's actually a golden oldie):

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMNAM6At1/?k=1

It certainly is a golden oldie, Mike. I have the record (vinyl) of Gerard Hoffnung addressing the Oxford Union sometime in the 1950s where his version of "The Bricklayer" was hilarious. He also tells an equally hilarious story about written replies to queries about holiday accommodation from Tyrolean landlords. e.g. "There is a French widow in every bedroom affording delightful prospects".

[Gav]

Cosmopolitan from 1970’s
 

[oldjamfan1]

[Dreyski]

On 14/07/2022 at 21:16, bazza said:

It certainly is a golden oldie, Mike. I have the record (vinyl) of Gerard Hoffnung addressing the Oxford Union sometime in the 1950s where his version of "The Bricklayer" was hilarious. He also tells an equally hilarious story about written replies to queries about holiday accommodation from Tyrolean landlords. e.g. "There is a French widow in every bedroom affording delightful prospects".

There was an episode of Mythbusters where they tested the veracity of the tale (first fourteen minutes or so)

 

Edited August 10, 2022 by Dreyski

[Gav]

The last 2 are just brilliant, workmate nicknames:

 

 

[arbitro]

This made me laugh.

 

[oldjamfan1]

3 hours ago, arbitro said:

This made me laugh.

 

I think it’s the accent they’ve done it in that makes it really funny. They haven’t just done an impersonation of his voice.

[den]

Twitter is at its best when it’s doing the funny stuff. Larry the cat has more followers than the Prime Minister😀

[oldjamfan1]

That Claudia Winkleman’s got a gob on her hasn’t she? 😂😂P

[Upside Down]

 

This never gets old.

[RoverDom]

[DeeCee]

This made me chuckle 😁 

 

[Gav]

Bit of fruity language but had me in stitches:

 

 

[Dreyski]

Never fails to make me laugh. Even better without context 😄

 

[JacknOry]

 

 

[Silverback]

[Gav]

I’m sure this will resonate with many on here:

[RoverDom]

Went for dinner at my parents the other day and my 7 year old niece piped up and said "can I tell a joke" so we all prepped ourselves for a terrible joke, fake laugh etc etc. 

Anyway it had us in absolute stitches coming from a 7 year old.

 

Why do pumps smell? 

For the benefit of the deaf 

[Gav]

2 minutes ago, RoverDom said:

Went for dinner at my parents the other day and my 7 year old niece piped up and said "can I tell a joke" so we all prepped ourselves for a terrible joke, fake laugh etc etc. 

Anyway it had us in absolute stitches coming from a 7 year old.

 

Why do pumps smell? 

For the benefit of the deaf 

Wooooo wait a minute, she/he/him/her can't say that!

Cancelled. 

[Mike E]

On 06/07/2023 at 10:05, RoverDom said:

Went for dinner at my parents the other day and my 7 year old niece piped up and said "can I tell a joke" so we all prepped ourselves for a terrible joke, fake laugh etc etc. 

Anyway it had us in absolute stitches coming from a 7 year old.

 

Why do pumps smell? 

For the benefit of the deaf 

That is fucking funny 😆 

[DeeCee]

On 06/07/2023 at 10:05, RoverDom said:

Went for dinner at my parents the other day and my 7 year old niece piped up and said "can I tell a joke" so we all prepped ourselves for a terrible joke, fake laugh etc etc. 

Anyway it had us in absolute stitches coming from a 7 year old.

 

Why do pumps smell? 

For the benefit of the deaf 

I remember a non pc version of that 😞

[GaryC]

Saw this which raised a few laughs so thought id post