Jon Dahl Tomasson - Officially No Longer Our Head Coach

[Tyrone Shoelaces]

I used to laugh at old photos of Stanley Mathews playing in shorts flapping around his knees. I never thought for one minute they’d make a comeback.

[RoversClitheroe]

6 minutes ago, chaddyrovers said:

shorter shorts are out of date now. 

All of my shorts are as you called them bench shorts

I'm a short shorts kinda guy very in.

Short shorts above ankle white socks and white trainers, with a oversized T

[had.e.nuff]

12 hours ago, broadsword said:

Where the table tennis tables gone? 

 

And where is David lowe? 

David lowe had gone on the doughnut run

[chaddyrovers]

7 minutes ago, RoversClitheroe said:

I'm a short shorts kinda guy very in.

Short shorts above ankle white socks and white trainers, with a oversized T

my shorts comes to my knees

[OldEwoodBlue]

Ben Benson says.... "BRILLIANT"

[Ossydave]

35 minutes ago, Tyrone Shoelaces said:

Oh and by the way - get rid of those beach shorts Jon, they look awful. The shorter shorts that the women players wear are miles better.

His todger is miles too big to wear short shorts 

[yeti-dog]

18 minutes ago, RoversClitheroe said:

I'm a short shorts kinda guy very in.

Short shorts above ankle white socks and white trainers, with a oversized T

Sounds horrific...🥺

I accept my days of being a dedicated follower of fashion are long gone though...

[RoversClitheroe]

7 minutes ago, yeti-dog said:

Sounds horrific...🥺

I accept my days of being a dedicated follower of fashion are long gone though...

Sliders and white socks not your vibe Yeti-dog?

[SBlue]

1 hour ago, RoversClitheroe said:

I'm a short shorts kinda guy very in.

Short shorts above ankle white socks and white trainers, with a oversized T

Alright Gok Wan

[Tyrone Shoelaces]

1 hour ago, RoversClitheroe said:

I'm a short shorts kinda guy very in.

Short shorts above ankle white socks and white trainers, with a oversized T

Me too, although I try and get the white trainers a little less white as soon as I can.

[Tyrone Shoelaces]

1 hour ago, chaddyrovers said:

my shorts comes to my knees

That makes your legs look very short. I’m only 5’ 8” so I need to look taller any way I can.

[Tyrone Shoelaces]

6 hours ago, Ossydave said:

His todger is miles too big to wear short shorts 

There’s a photograph of Bill Eckersley , Rovers and England left back of the 1950’s, taken after training at Ewood. Bill was a notorious practical joker apparently. He sat amongst a group of players on the boundary wall In front of  the old main stand.

I’ve seen this photo loads of times over the years and I never saw anything unusual previously . Then I saw what must be the uncensored original version on the internet. Bill is wearing loose floppy black shorts and he’s pulled one leg of the shorts up a bit and you can clearly see his todger. You can tell he did it deliberately. On all the other photos it’s blacked out to blend in with his shorts.

Edited June 26, 2022 by Tyrone Shoelaces

[HowieFive0]

2 hours ago, chaddyrovers said:

my shorts comes to my knees

I knew it was you ...!

[yeti-dog]

2 hours ago, RoversClitheroe said:

Sliders and white socks not your vibe Yeti-dog?

Nope... this is more me.

[Tyrone Shoelaces]

23 minutes ago, HowieFive0 said:

I knew it was you ...!

Exactly. Style victim. Just missing the knotted hankie.

[Tyrone Shoelaces]

20 minutes ago, RoversClitheroe said:

Hahaha thankfully not a chav or the type to be materialistic around designers. If I want it I'll buy it, but have no interest in it.

Oh dear. You don’t let your wife buy your clothes do you by any chance ?

[Tyrone Shoelaces]

3 minutes ago, rigger said:

What are sliders ?

Items that aren’t in my wardrobe.

[RoversClitheroe]

8 minutes ago, Tyrone Shoelaces said:

Oh dear. You don’t let your wife buy your clothes do you by any chance ?

Haha no mid 20s mate 

[DeeCee]

18 minutes ago, rigger said:

What are sliders ?

 

[rigger]

33 minutes ago, DeeCee said:

 

Ah, flip-flops

[matt83]

Some trend I’ve noticed with young uns is wearing white sweat socks pulled right up with sandals (sliders) the sort of carry on my sister and I mercilessly teased our old man about when we were younger seems to be high fashion with the current yoof. That said they also wear handbags and bum bags. Weird bunch. 

Edited June 26, 2022 by matt83

[DeeCee]

1 hour ago, rigger said:

Ah, flip-flops

Almost

[DeeCee]

5 hours ago, Ossydave said:

His todger is miles too big to wear short shorts 

 

[USABlue]

2 hours ago, DeeCee said:

Almost

Go forwards.

[chaddyrovers]

6 hours ago, Tyrone Shoelaces said:

That makes your legs look very short. I’m only 5’ 8” so I need to look taller any way I can.

Not really I am tall person and I wouldn't want shorts that shorts. I thought the 70's and 80;s was gone

5 hours ago, HowieFive0 said:

I knew it was you ...!

Not a chance of me. But shorts shouldn't being half way your thighs. Thoughts that look was the 70's and 80;s