The Irreverent Transfer Window Thread (& biscuits, bread and any other nonsense to pass the time)

[KentExile]

News of incoming transfers is drying up, as are Rovers/Venkys finances by all accounts.  Talk of biscuits, chocolate and other light hearted is more than welcome here, as is any transfer related stuff 

[wilsdenrover]

1 hour ago, KentExile said:

News of incoming transfers is drying up, as are Rovers/Venkys finances by all accounts.  Talk of biscuits, chocolate and other light hearted is more than welcome here, as is any transfer related stuff 

I’ll get the ball running…

Chocolate - fridge or cupboard?

Bread - slice straight or diagonally?

 

[DeeCee]

For a different style of serving, 

Dark chocolate digestive with Primula cheese (out of a squirty tube) on top. 👍

[jim mk2]

1. Chocolate always in fridge. Cadbury's only

2. Diagonally, it's the best thing since sliced bread

[jim mk2]

1 minute ago, DeeCee said:

 

Dark chocolate digestive with Primula cheese (out of a squirty tube) on top. 👍

That's disgusting and a waste of a delicious biscuit

[wilsdenrover]

1 minute ago, DeeCee said:

For a different style of serving, 

Dark chocolate digestive with Primula cheese (out of a squirty tube) on top. 👍

Until yesterday I didn’t know anyone put anything on a biscuit 😲

 

[DeeCee]

Don't knock it till you've tried it.

[wilsdenrover]

Ok, one more…

Scone (rhymes with gone) or scone (rhymes with cone)?

[wilsdenrover]

1 minute ago, DeeCee said:

Don't knock it till you've tried it.

What made you think to try it?  was alcohol involved? 😀

[Wheelton Blue]

6 minutes ago, wilsdenrover said:

Ok, one more…

Scone (rhymes with gone) or scone (rhymes with cone)?

The former.

[KentExile]

23 minutes ago, wilsdenrover said:

I’ll get the ball running…

Chocolate - fridge or cupboard?

Bread - slice straight or diagonally?

 

Fridge , and Diagonally

[KentExile]

22 minutes ago, jim mk2 said:

1. Chocolate always in fridge. Cadbury's only

2. Diagonally, it's the best thing since sliced bread

Will add Galaxy, Lindt, and Terrys Oranges to that list, all better than Cadburys

[KentExile]

19 minutes ago, wilsdenrover said:

Ok, one more…

Scone (rhymes with gone) or scone (rhymes with cone)?

 

[wilsdenrover]

15 minutes ago, Wheelton Blue said:

The former.

Correct 😀👍

[wilsdenrover]

I cut bread straight unless it’s for beans on toast and then it’s diagonally.

Not that anyone asked… 😁

[KentExile]

4 minutes ago, wilsdenrover said:

I cut bread straight unless it’s for beans on toast and then it’s diagonally.

Not that anyone asked… 😁

Cheese toasties topped with cheesey beans, the toastie maker cuts them diagonally, if you fancy something exotic to impress you friends, hot curry powder and butter can be added to beans (butter always should be added to beans regardless to make them more creamy)

Edited July 26, 2023 by KentExile

[wilsdenrover]

Who remembers pop tarts and are they still a thing?

[KentExile]

Not seem them since the 90s

not looked for them either

[Upside Down]

Wow you guys are into some incredibly fucked things. 

For the record, the absolute best chocolate available is Whittakers.

You'll thank me later. 

[KentExile]

Just now, Upside Down said:

Wow you guys are into some incredibly fucked things. 

For the record, the absolute best chocolate available is Whittakers.

You'll thank me later. 

Never heard of it, although I will source some, and then tell you that you are wrong, lol 😉 

[jim mk2]

50 minutes ago, KentExile said:

Will add Galaxy, Lindt, and Terrys Oranges to that list, all better than Cadburys

No way

Nothing beats Cadbury. Nothing

And I'm a chocoholic

[KentExile]

Just now, jim mk2 said:

No way

Nothing beats Cadbury. Nothing

And I'm a chocoholic

Reported! lol

[DeeCee]

1 hour ago, wilsdenrover said:

What made you think to try it?  was alcohol involved? 😀

No, I was only a child, can't remember why tbh 🤦‍♂️

[KentExile]

4 minutes ago, DeeCee said:

No, I was only a child, can't remember why tbh 🤦‍♂️

I have never consumed any cheese from a squirty tube and I never will

Quite prepared to die on that hill!

[philipl]

Cadbury's is now adulterated Mondelez crap and dramatically worse than when I was a kid. Cadbury's Creme Egg doesn't even have chocolate around it.

Although Cote d"or is also owned by Mondelez, it hasn't been bastardised like Cadbury's has so that is my go to when needing a choccy boost.

I find the high %age cocoa bars not as pleasant although living in Malta we can get the produce from Modica in Sicily which are exceptional- https://www.modicachocolate.com/