Ooooooh ooh Steadinho, oooooh ooooh Steadinho, he's off to save the club, super super sub, Steadihno, oooooh oooh Steadinho, oooooh oooh Steadinho Still my favourite

I'll just throw this one out there, don't crucify me: Ooooooh ooh Steadinho, oooooh ooooh Steadinho, he's off to save the club, super super sub, Steadihno, oooooh oooh Steadinho, oooooh oooh Steadinho Obviously the super sub thing is the only thing I could find that rhymes - maybe when he comes on as sub we could sing it, a situational chant

I think the first song should be passed around as the song for M. Gray - day/night, black/white one - that was classic

I like the first suggestion, except: Go, Go Jonny Go Go Go, Go, Jonny Go Go Go, Jonny [erm, ok I'm struggling....but something positive in this space please!] Obviously to the tune of Johnny B.Goode